I am a mildly attractive and amusing guy who is as witty as he is crass at times... Obviously I have a slightly nerdy demeanor (see use of the world crass) that I feel I make work for me. Recently due to a new found love for change and a slight obsession with Battlestar Galactica, I have embarked on a difficult (for me) New Year's Resolution. I want the hair of Gauis Baltar and the body of Lee Adama. Google that sh*t they are , for lack of a better term, Ballin. So I find myself with a mop on my head and a dietary and workout cycle on my wall in place of a Protest the Hero poster.

I am into playing music. The last band I was in was a metal band, but lately I find myself drawn to the acoustic side of things. Reading is definately a past time I frequently indulge in. However since completion of The Dresden Files series I find myself hero lonely. So feel free to send book series suggestions. Dexter, The Office, 30 Rock, Battlestar Galactica, Weeds, Boston Legal...

I currently work two jobs. One being a demolition.. well demolition... guy for Alberta Demolition and another job that involves A) quiet B) The option to listen to audiobooks and metal C) solitude. Weird enough demo pays the bills but the other job somehow brings the peace. So yeah I work alot.

God Dammit I want butterflies! I want to pick up the phone, dial the area code and 6 digits, and hang up atleast 2-3 times due to unanticipated nervousness. Not my reason for living maybee just for living in the moment.
I have no idea what I am looking for and maybee I just won't until she arrives. One thing I know for sure that I want somebody that wants something where the beginning never ends. It always seems to come to a point where you give up trying to impress or win over the person you are with. That sucks. BUT RYAN, you ask, what about in a physical sense? Well droves of women reading my profile and DYING to know the answer... I really don't have one. What I can tell you is that Tina Fey is my pin up girl and if you asked, I so would have got in on with Velma Dinkly from the Scooby Gang. Daphne Blake BAH!

Hurry up and write me... There is only so many times I can play bad eighties songs like Heart Alone before I go EMO!

Hmmmm. How bout a kitchen, you ,me and a little bit of pg 13 booty shaking?