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Marital Status Not Single/Not Looking
Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
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About Me
taken, by a very amazing man. so, thanks but no thanks.
on with the profile:
"Never explain yourself.
Your friends don’t need it and
your enemies won’t believe it."
I’m a bit of a smart-ass... seriousness has its place in life, but its place is not 24/7... sarcasm is my forte, deal with it. I am direct, and honest... to a fault at times. I have a tendency to be blunt and say exactly what's on my mind.
I’m very spontaneous, but I can also keep plans when made. I tend to be a free spirit, but I also need my “alone at home” time. I need space within which to recharge my batteries.
Pink is not just my favourite artist, it is also my favourite colour. My pink boxing gloves are a statement: a tough girl with a softer side.
Pictures don't do me justice. I'm hot ;)
What I find sexy:
A man who’ll stand up for himself, and for me. A man who’s figured out the mess feminism has made, and thus knows how to treat me as his equal while still treating me like a lady. Confidence without arrogance, directness without cruelty. Athleticism is a huge turn on for me.
First Date
nope
Mail Settings (To message Deranged you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Age between 30 and 45
Live in Canada
Live within 75 miles.
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 | I am not quite sure why she wanted me on her favorites list. It says she is seeking a woman, but why me I ask you? Do I look as if I am wearing comfortable shoes? Ever? Perhaps she has severe vision problems, or just has no standards. I can only imagine she is seriously mentally unstable and in desperate need of some sort of attention, so I will acquiesce and gift her with my delectable prose and sparkling wit. |
 | I like to think of Deranged as the big sister I never had. In the few years I've known her (and when you share a house, it's tough not to get to know a person), she's provided me with so much guidance and insight about women, dating, life in general...frankly, I'm a better man than I was before. OK, the house isn't ready for a royal visit, but be prepared to be treated almost as good as royalty if/when you visit. Beneath D's tough-cookie exterior, she's a huge softie - particularly about animals, more so about injured ones. Ask her about the crow she brought home one time; THAT makes for an interesting story! |
 | Wow. How do I describe this wonderful lady? I'd say take all of your top female movie heroes and sexy villainesses, take each one's most intrigueing traits and you're getting close. You got your Charlie's Angels sexiness and toughness component. Just look at her pics for the proof. How many kick boxers do you know that look like her? You got your James Bond seductress component. Anyone who has received her patented Deranged greeting will attest to the clamping force administered by her thighs of steel. The only thing she is missing is the Lara Croft pony tail! To be serious for a moment, Deranged has a very complex personality and many traits that are not obvious on first blush. I've been to some POF events with her and she has demonstrated an affinity to children as well as a level of thoughtfulness and caring that aren't obvious from her profile. Oh, and boy can this girl party! |
 | Deranged , well hon what can I say ....she is one heck of a great gal, great friend , and well she is a darn good dancer too. She will be there to help you out any time you need it and she won't ask any questions. She is a hard worker and plays hard with friends if you ever come to a gathering and see a woman licking other women and men well heck that is our Deranged girl. If your standing in an open area and allthe the sudden this woman comes running at you and jumps into your arms , feel honoured you have just recieved a special deranged hug. She is a hell of a woman and any man would be lucky to have her as a partner. Oh word of warning ...... don't piss her off!!!!!.....or look out!!!!!! |
Deranged has 2 roses that can be sent.
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