You want a piece of this? Huh? You wanna take this outside... and off the computer? That's what I thought. Now's about the time you should be writing my hot ass so we can start a whirlwind fantasy love extravaganza with sprinkles. I am the ultra-mega-super-guy-2000-for-women with cheese ****es.
I am hunting for one elusive North American cool chick to have more fun than a hairy horde of lesbians at an Indigo Girls concert. Go ahead and write me now, you know you want to.