Me:
I would hate to bore you by attaching flattering adjectives to my name and turn myself into one of those romantic characters right out of a novel. I sure you have found that in over a hundred other profiles. Words are nice, but actions speak much louder. I’m pretty good. Usually am. How are you? I definitely would treat the right lady in my life in the right way. So I’ll start with the bad stuff – I’m impulsive and restless at times, I still find “Calvin and Hobbes” funny, I can drive no where without a care in the world, and I stay up late way to often. There is something magic in the night that keeps me up. Can you relate? What annoyed you today? And what made you weak in your knees from joy and pleasure?

You:
You are curious about the world around you. You can take a joke and are not easily offended. You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life. You can kind of spell, and are generally happy. The rest is negotiable.

I'm a fan of keeping it simple so a coffee and a walk is just fine.