I used to despise olives, now I have a weird love for italian seasoned ones. I have mouth watering cooking skills. I like my room to be freezing but then put on lots of covers. I think Ryan Reynolds in Van Wilder is one of the most underrated roles of all time.

Love roof tops, dive bars and mexican/sushi/italian/steakhouses (can you tell I love food?) are favorites. Also love comedy clubs - namely Jim Gaffigan & Mike Birbiglia. Would def introduce you to the higher class areas of NYC - Chuck E. Cheese and Whitecastle, way to a girl's heart.

I promise to never take a picture of myself in the mirror naked, have a blowout haircut, or refer to you as "Mami" unless you deserve a sarcastic blow.


I like reading Crain's, The Wall Street Journal, Advertising Age and other things where I pretend to be grown up. Boston is my heart but I see myself in Manhattan for a few more years, can't beat the opportunities. I'm close with my family and hope you think those relationships are important. I can sit at a Texas hold em table for hours, love the Borgata, Mohegan & Foxwoods. I love all kinds of music, except when you can't actually tell what they're saying because of the screaming.

I like mixing things up, I love dive bars but also like Nobu and Craft Steak. You need to be able to get along with my friends, relax and enjoy everything that is Manhattan. Wouldn't hurt if you liked road trips, the beach, reading, Irish pubs and Italian food. I make kick ass guacamole and the world's best sangria. I could spend all day at a Barnes & Noble/Coffee shop.

*I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested, I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested. . . but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.

- Wedding Crashers