...the world smiles with you. When I smile, old folks cringe and little children run away...

I'm an immigrant. Ex-Yank. Seppo. Tank. Whatever. Been living in Oz for 9 years. Love it. America? Hate it. Nature? Love it. Tastes great (not necessarily with tomato sauce).

I DON'T KICK KITTENS OR EAT PUPPIES - that's only a RUMOUR! And I can spell "OompahLoompah". I also have ELBOWS. Eat eat marsupials...(the legal ones, barbequed)

I have two young lovely children, Jacob and Abigael - and love them dearly, see them whenever I can. They're me life. I'm low-key, quiet, a bit cheeky, definitely geeky. Been workin 'round computers forever. Big reader, watch ABC/SBS when I do watch tellie. Love conversation, love nature, love quiet places. I value loyalty and honour in all relationships. Lookin for someone of the same nature that I can be friends with, partners with, share with, experience with. Best described as "Silent waters run deep" I reckon. I am also a nutter. Why? Just because. I don't reckon ANYONE should walk around and be serious all the time because, well, it just sucks. Smile, have a laugh, be a bit silly, enjoy life. Hard to enjoy life when you're dead, so do it now. Being that I don't drink or do drugs (ok, I bloody well smoke and drink coffee - so berate me for that, eh?) so I have to have something to laugh at - and especially enjoy laughing at myself, and the rest of the world (especially the stupid subhumans that DON'T have a sense of humour and cannot find any type of humour in any situation - including their own). Ha! Nyah!

Fa(r)cebook = stephen kuhn / MSN: stephenkuhn at hotmail dot com

BTW, IMPORTANT NOTE: There aren't any fish on POF. I've searched and searched, but nothing. Not a flatty, not a taylor, not a whiting, nothing. This is quite disturbing as one would be led to believe that there would be fish here. I will, however, mask my dissappointment with the fact that there are truly some very very beautiful women here...(y'all should know who I'm talking about and yes, it's ok to blush).

Abbatoir tour? Go kitten kicking, puppy eating, throw rocks at old folks, pick gum from under bus stop seats, picnic in a cemetary, yell at my reflection in assorted shopfront windows, go to Woolies and follow the workers around, go to the fish market and lick all the fish on display, suspiciously run through Paddy's Market, flag down taxi's and then tell them the cab ain't the right colour, randomly ask folks at the local Westfield why they're following me...OH WAIT, I already do that...dang...

First date? Me? Er...if I didn't keel over with amazement, I'd actually prefer to sit and just chat - struth that. I don't rush into anything. I like finding out who folks really are before I get too intimate (not in a bad way) with 'em. Just bear in mind (not Yogi bear, or Boo Boo Bear or Smokie the Bear) that waitresses/waiters/counter service folks usually run away from me.

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