After reading enough of these profiles, it just seems that they all blend in to one another… Everyone loves to travel, loves humour, dislikes dishonesty, and is looking for that perfect chemistry…

ditto…

So here are a few deep, and not so deep thoughts from my life experience, so far…
- If you tell the truth, you won't need to remember which lies you told to which people.
- There is no such thing as failure, just early attempts at success.
- Women, can't live with them, can't have sex without them.
- A friend in need, is a pest.
- It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
- Most people will more easily believe a big lie than a small one.
- One sure way to guarantee failure is to not try.
- Never tell the same lie twice.
- Small print leads to large risk.
- Acting stupid is often smart.
- Anyone can have their cake, then eat it. The real trick would be to eat your cake, and still have it.
- There's nothing more dangerous than an honest politician.
- When the going gets tough, the tough change the Rules.
- No good deed ever goes unpunished.

Coffee.

For those of you who insist that coffee is not a real date, you're right, but it provides an easy exit if it's not going so well, as well as a perfect launching pad to other activities if it does go well.