All in all I am a pretty positive easy going guy. I try to cultivate this character in my lifestyle as well as I find being happy is generally more fun than being unhappy. But in all honesty I really don't take my self too seriously, and if you get to know me you will eventually learn to not take me seriously either.

Of course this is not to say I am not capable of being austere, contemplative, deliberate, resolute, or ever funereal (all synonyms for the word serious, complements of my thesaurus). I can even be passionate about things in life which are important to me. But I will always have to be able to laugh at myself, and once we get to know each other I will probably laugh at you too.

And speaking of you, I would love to meet you some time. But how am I expected to get a date with a woman as beautiful as you (I know flattery gets me nowhere)? I could just keep on writing out paragraph after paragraph hoping to catch a spark with something I write, but even after all of that, would you really have any idea who I am?

I think not. So I am going to give up on grammatical structure and go for the shotgun approach. So here goes a bunch of random stuff about me, the hope being that something I say will click with you and you will thus feel an instant and intense sense of closeness as if we have known each other our whole lives.

Here we go:

I cannot spell to save my behind. You can probably point out several grammatical errors in my profile here, but at least thanks to spell check every word so far (even if I used it incorrectly) is spelled correctly.

I'm really bad at math as well. Thank goodness for calculators.


This is my first time living in a city. I am not sure how I like it, but I miss being surrounded by living things.

I am a dog person, although I don’t have a dog at this point in my life.

I feel happy when I am in water

The ipod and digital music has completely changed the way I listen to music and what I listen to.

I like to work with my hands

I do like to go hiking, but I don't really enjoy the act of hiking as much as I just like to spend time in distant places.

I know very little about art, but I am absolutely entranced by the works of John William Waterhouse

I love both of my parents and get along with them very well. But like most people, I would go crazy if I ever had to live with them again.

I enjoy the comfort of having someone in my life. I may have my independent streak, but between the shared physical contact (I'm just talking about the PG stuff here) and the familiarity of just having someone who is your first thought when you wake up- that is what enjoy most in a relationship.

I took a Myers & Briggs personality test. After about an hour of answering questions on this really long personality test, the description of my personality type was actually pretty accurate. I scored as in INFP.

I am a Pisces. The personality description I was given by an astrologist based solely on the date of my birth was much more accurate than the above mentioned personality test. Who knew the stars were so accurate?


I walked into a Scientology place last week just to talk to the guy and take the stress test. I scored low on the stress test by the way. I asked him all the questions I have ever wanted to know about Scientology since I watched the Scientology episode of South Park.

I recycle

Current favorite drink- Vitamin Water orange.

Current favorite cliche about dating- I do like to snuggle, and come on now- who does not like long walks on the beach?

Current favorite label maker- The brother P-touch PT-1010 with the heavy duty black on yellow label tape

I love to stay up late and sleep in- I am not a morning person

I know that the mammal with the most teeth in it's mouth is the opossum.

I really think women look best in sweats and no make up. It's because women look the most comfortable like that, and there is nothing more attractive than a women who is comfortable with herself.

I love Panda Bears

I like to to be with people who are strong where I am not and vice versa. It makes for a very strong yin yang type of relationship.

Boxers, absolutely no exceptions, boxers.

Thai food- now that is good stuff. Oooh, and Indian food, that is good too. But I also likes myself a good slice of Pizza too. Though every attempt I have ever made to make pizza has ended in tragedy.

I played a young Tom Hanks in the movie "The Man With One Red Shoe".

I am a reverend in the Universal Life Church Monastery, so if it doesn't work out between us I can marry you and whomever is lucky enough to take your hand in marriage.

You can be a reverend in the Universal Life Church too as long as you have a valid email address and access to the internet.

The secret ingredient in Cold Stone cake batter ice cream is awesomeness

I am pretty good at leaving the toilet seat down.

Oh, and I lied about the Panda Bear thing. I just did it to score some adorable points