Wow it was just a few weeks ago when we met at the ball but you never did give me your name. Cindy, Rena, Rella, or something like that. We talked about your evil step sisters and how they tried to get you not to come to the ball. We were having a great time but everything got a little foggy after the tequila. I did remember drinking out of one of your glass slippers. But the next thing I know you shot off like a rocket when it got close to midnight. You sure you are not married ? or did you have to run home to take medication ? I was really confused, I had a shoe in one hand, a glass in the other trying to chase you down. I must have been really tipsy cause it seemed like you were chasing this large pumpkin pulled by some horses. All i remember is stepping in something really slippery and busting my ass on the pavement as well as my bottle of two fingers tequila. Hell, I ran down Ross Clark Circle for more than a mile trying to catch up with you. What are you some kind of track star ? I did manage to save your slipper though ! I tried to find you and even went by the waffle house on the circle to look for you. But they would not let me cause of the horse manure on my clothes and the smell of tequila. I dont know where in the heck you are, but I do have your slipper !! What was your name again ? and by the way, I do think you owe me a bottle of tequila.
If you believe this story, I would like to sell you some ocean front property in Arizona. If you laughed, then that is a good start. If you wanted to believe this story and laughed out loud, then we are likely a pretty good match as long as you meet the right criteria !!!!!! Tag
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UPDATE: Well Ive about given up on my search for that person with the slipper.. since you were not found here i went to Dothan knocking on doors, went to several hundred houses in the Dothan area. I got to one house and the door was wide open, I was quite tired and hungry. As i walked in the kitchen was just to the left. On the table was three bowls of soup. I tried one and it was too cold, then I went to another one and it was too hot.. finally the last was just right so i ate it.. After eating and walking so much I got very tired.. i found 3 bedrooms. one bed was too hard, the next was too soft, finally one was just right so I took a nap. next thing i know a big man dressed in blue was standing over me with a nightstick.. I first thought I was in trouble when the handcuffs came out.. They put me in this padded special room for about 3 days and took away my slipper.. Now I ask myself, Are you really worth all this trouble ? So if you really want that shoe you will have to meet me as the Psych ward at Southeast Medical 8th floor.. They advised me if someone named Cinderella came and picked up a glass slipper I should come by and bring you with me. I have to tell you it has not been a bad experience at the hospital. The little electrodes glued to my head kind of tickle. Its really cool how my eyes flicker and jump when they turn the knobs up.. The only thing bad about it, is the smell. It smells like electrical wires burning or barbeque pork.


Ready to trade in this damn white horse for something easier on the rear, if you know what I mean.


Laughter is the best medicine and you don't need a prescription.

That is a total mystery !!!