Well, I hope you can appreciate a good sense humor, do not believe everything you read and see, and can read between the lines. For starters let me say that Iam not the kinna girl you'd want to take home to mama! One thing for sure, you will most certainly wanna take me home! I am 5"5" weight about as much as what you had fer breakfast this morning, and look mighty fine for a woman in my 50's... My tiny 17" waist makes up for my huge size 38DDD bust! and you'll love to watch me run...specially if you're waiting for me at the other side! But enuff of that. I am a sweet luvin woman who'll do anything for you!I will make you a big breakfast in the morning, bring your paper, light yur cigar, and make sure you go to work wif a smile on yur face! Dawn't wanna keep my little fellow too inpatient during the day when I am not there... If you want to go out for a weekend run in yur Harley and go raise hell wif yur friends that's your business, you work hard, you should play hard. I will just make sure you have plenty of cold beer to get you off to a good start, Also pack some sardines, vienna sausage, smoke fish, slim jims and beef jerkey for the trip. Ooops how can one forget? I want to make sure my little friend gets off to a good start too! As far as work around the house...I am not one of those that would give you a To-Do list...actually Iam more of a "You go on, to your favorite Honky-Tonk so you can hang out wif yur friends, talk about fishing or whatever hun, while I turn up my stereo and clean the house" . If you actually want to go fishing, you can bring home that big fish and I, willingly and lovingly, will clean it, filet it, and cook it for you, no questions asked. You bring home the bacon, I can cook it baby! If you decide to work late, don't tell me: "I'm working late hun" ...just don't bother to call at all, show up whenever you're done ...it's ok wif me. I will be honored to wash the lipstick off yur collar; so long as you tell me you were thinking of me the whole time! When you take me out to see mama...I will make sure to take less than 15 minutes to get ready. Oh, another thing, I hate shopping!! I will rather save the 10.00 allowance you give me to buy you gifts! And most importantly I Never, NEVER get a headche! It says here, I must talk about my goals and aspirations..I have none of my own, your goals are my goals, and your aspirations are mine. I am transparent! What makes me unique??? Noffing, absolutely Noffing!.... Taste in Music??? I like whatever music you like. Iam the kinna woman that only gives, and asks for nothing in return~~~I am like a blank canvas for you to paint whatever picture you want every day...and every night! Your wish...is my command! in other words yur dream come true~~~~

On our first date. I will meet you at your favorite bar, where you know everyone, and everyone knows you. Please don't be shy, go ahead and slap the waitress on her butt, after all you are a man and that's her job. I"m sure she'll be happy to let you do it as long as you keep giving her that 10.00 tip! Or we could go fishing if you let me bait your hook. I love pulling on that little worm and watching it squirm...no biggie there :down: We could also go visit with your ex- I'll make sure to wear something real slutty to make her jellous! Or we may just sit in your truck and talk for hours! Or I can bring you to my house where I will cook you a 23 OZ. grilled steak, 4 lb baked potatoe, topped wif lots of cheece and real butter no vegies, you guys hate them, but I will make sure you get plenty of beer to wash it down! I will then take off your boots, massage your feet, and I will let out your pants so you can relax that cuddly big belly of yours. I will also make sure you get plenty of rest on my white couch..Should you get sick and barf all over my Imported Oriental Rug. I will be glad to clean it up so you don't have to feel bad about yourself. And yes!!! you can kiss me, cus I just love to feel those wet crumbs of food on your mustache all over my face, and I understand... how ruff it must be to be you! Later you can show me how much you appreciate me, by waking me up at 5:00 Am in the morning to make sure everyone is happy...sounds too good to be true.... guess what? You're right!
However if you are looking for an independant woman that knows the difference between a rock and a hard place...then you can contact me and we can discuss the birds and the bees, and see if we get stung in the process.... Cheers!