Please don't look at me with those eyes, please don't hint that you're capable of lies!

Okay first of all I am seriously in love with my friend and while I patiently masquerade as her best friend while waiting for her to realize I'm the boy of her dreams I decided to come on here to entertain my nights. How is that for a poorly punctuated run on sentence! Also I am kidding as my sister is my best friend so that would be just gross! At least it is in most places *coughnewfoundlandcough*

Seriously I am bored a lot as I work up in fort mac and since I don't have a severe crack addiction I have some down time. Mostly though I just roll through peoples profiles and if they intruige me in some way I will let you know. I am always up for a little conversation too so feel free.

A little about me, I was born on a snowy November day I was a gigantically fat baby and I will be forever greatful and apologetic towards my mother. My sister is my best friend in the whole wide world and I love her to death! I am sarcastic to no end and if you choose to take me seriously than I will be the biggest ass in the world but the truth is I am a nice guy that if I choose to let you into the inner circle of my life than there is absolutely nothing I wouldn't do for you! That even includes waking my ass up at five on my day off driving you three hours to drop you off at your parents house for the day, going back to pick you up at the end of the day too! For some reason I get called gay a lot too. Maybe it's the long hair or the way I present myself but I figured my mom would know me better than that! I am an ironworker which in my eyes is the most fun I can have working! The 10 hour a day adrenaline rush is awesome! I used to want to be a model but I realized that I'm really not that good looking and can't walk in a straight line to save me! Plus I don't think I could deal with all those people staring, creepy!

I love going to concerts I will go to every one that I can get to. I have primarily worn chucks since I was six years old and this includes to my prom! I won't lie I love musicals especially high school musicals, I may have a crush on zac efron but who doesn't, I love the twilight series and was a little disappointed in their casting of Edward although apparently it is just me that thinks that. I am excellent at rambling. I lose a million and a half cell phones a year it gets expensive cause I love the iPhone. I have half my sleeves done and am working on the rest. Strange I hate needles and will avoid them anyway I can yet I love getting tattooed. I find nothing more calming than walking into a tattoo shop and hear the machines going!!

As much as I like Alberta, like it's great out here with no mountains and freezing my twig and giggle berries off, but I miss home crazily. If there was only work there! I'm finding this to be a friendly province for the most part though and enjoy it very much! Anyways I really don't know what else to tell you if you want to know just ask! Ciao!!

You've got everything going for you so I'll go for you with everything I've got!!!

P.S. I find it so freaking hilarious that both guys and girls put on their write ups how they are looking for something serious and not sex so don't bother messaging them for it, yet they decide to put pictures that even a blind man knows makes you look whoreish! Little tip for you kids that do that, a meaningful relationship does not depend on your cup size, waist size, bicep size of whether you have a six pack. Put some clothes on it's cold out!

First date, I don't know, I like going for walks weather permitting, go to the art museum or science world or something like that where you can actually talk and get to know each other, finish the night with a concert where you can bounce around and release energy!