Hey. I'm a heavily tattooed guy who's not up to much. I like to work out, eat sushi, and party. I think most religious and political views are bullshit. And we were born naked so it can't be that bad. Life is short, y'all. I have a dog.
I like tall women, but it's not a must. I also like a chick who isn't afraid to sit down and eat. Good teeth are a plus, too. Too much make-up eeeeeees noooooo gooooooooooood.. Here's my rule of thumb: If you look like a different person with make-up, it's probably too much (The MAC forcefield, amirite?)

I dislike tardiness, too much make-up and when gurlz spel like retardz cuz I'm jellus an a hata, holla! Seriously, you're Canadian and raised in the 'burbs. Knock it off. Although, I LOOOVE it when someone puts the phrase 'babygurl' in her profile and she's over 30. BwaaaaaaHAAAAAHAAAAAAAA!

And can I just make a random observation here? If you look at female profiles there's a lot of "don't message me if you're this, this , that , this and this'. Two of the main gripes females make on this board (and in life) is that a guy is 'too old' or 'too short'; things completely beyond the control of mortals. But if a guy is like 'She's a little too this or a little to that for me' he is a shallow turd. And women wonder why they're single.

By the way I personally would NEVER say that about a woman....

PS: Some of my pics aren't the greatest, but at least they're REAL (you know who you are....)

Let's go eat somewhere. I can't trust a woman who's too self-conscious to shovel it back in front of someone they just met. Then we'll do what you want. Then what I want. Then what you want. Then what I want. Then what you want but I don't want. Then something we both wanna do . Then something somebody we ask randomly wants to do. Then what the bible says we should do. Then aaaaaahhhhhhh forget it . You pick...