I'm serious when I say I'm looking for friends *only*. If you're not cool with that, save us both some time. I'm not single and I'm enjoying a relationship full of high fives and ultimate understanding.

Mostly I'm just looking for fun people to hang out with. I like intelligent people who have an immature sense of humour, people who inspire me in various ways. I love cheesy horror movies, HBO, lightly salted chips, people who smell nice and good spelling. Good manners are important to me when I'm getting to know someone.

And seriously, if you can't spell, don't bother.

I think music taste says a lot about a person. I'm really eclectic and don't like much in the way of new music. I'm mostly a rock/grunge chick. STP, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, miscellaneous c*ck rock, KMFDM, Metallica, Deftones, Tool, Motorhead, and Evans Blue are some of my favourites.

If you wear skinny jeans and have a douche-y haircut, we are just not going to hit it off at all. I don't really care much what you look like because this is for friends, but those physical traits usually are telling about the type of person that dons them.

Also, I might as well say this up front; if you don't think bodily functions are hilarious, that's a deal-breaker for me. Farting is the funniest thing ever and if you can't appreciate it, you suck. Don't get me wrong, I'm polite when it counts and appreciate good etiquette, but life is way too short to be a princess.

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Je ne "date" pas.