| Easy2Slip :
Plenty Offish |
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| City |
Eastern North Carolina |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Cancer |
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Height | 6' 2" (188 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
for |
Friends |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Single |
| Profession |
throwing rocks at the garbage man |
| Smarts |
Graduate degree |
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| Do you want children? |
Undecided/Open |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
No |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | Since it's called Plenty Offish, I'm trying very hard to maintain my offishness.
offish |'ôfi sh; 'äf-| adjective informal aloof or distant in manner; not friendly : he was being offish with her.
From the POF "Images Help" page: Dressing up in crazy costumes and silly disguise’s [sic. Look at that apostrophe. Good god what is the world coming to?] can be fun and creative, but pictures of you in your very best chicken costume for a Plentyoffish photo shoot might not be accepted readily by other users.
I couldn't find that picture of me in my very best chicken costume, so I've posted the pirate shot with the cow on my shoulder.
Anyway....
I own a car! I have a job! I have not (yet) messaged users looking for Intimate Encounters!
WARNING!
If you don't believe that Otis Redding was a genius, then you and me, babe, we got nothin' to talk about.
If you think Sarah Palin was qualified to be Vice President of the United Snakes, then we probably got nothing to talk about either. Just sayin'.
[Updated response to threats and hate mail from Team Sarah members: "Fiddlesticks! You have no power here! Now begone, before someone drops a house on you!"]
"It's so easy to slip
It's so easy to fall
And let your memory trip
And do nothing at all"
—Little Feat
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND (one person asked):
Easy2Slip's easy pasta puttanesca: Heat extra-virgin olive oil. Add in this order: garlic, anchovies, coarsely chopped tomatoes, capers, pitted black olives (for god's sake not the canned kind, those tasteless bland insipid nothings), red pepper flakes, dash of Worcestershire, shredded fresh basil. Toss with hot pasta. Then go look up the word "puttanesca." You'll be glad you did.
Some of the POF profile questions crack me up:
Do you have children? Yes
Do you want children? Does not want children
What do your children think about you not wanting children? Ummm...
And the POF police want to remind you: "DO NOT SEND PEOPLE MONEY!" Not even your poor ol' granny.
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| | First Date |
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Describe what would you do for a first date. (optional) The longer your description, the more likely it is you will get responses.
Let me just say that I'm not obsessed with "size" and worrying about needing to be "longer" in order to "get responses."
Mail Settings (To message Easy2Slip you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Human Being or Other Primate.
Age between 4 and 79.
Live in the United Snakes of America or Some Other Place Where They Spreak Engrish.
Live within 18.2 miles.
You must have a picture of your neighbor's cat's grandmother to contact this user.
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter Unless It Is Going To Be A Good One.
Must not be Wearing Blue Eyeshadow While Typing (other times ok).
Must be laughing at this point. |
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Easy2Slip has 2 roses that can be sent. |
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