Ahoy-Hoy!

So apparently I'm not any good at this whole "describe yourself" thing so I'm giving it one more shot.
I've decided to take a whole new approach and be brutally honest, that way if you meet me then all my little quirks won't seem so random.
First off I'm fairly nervous and a complete spaz when I first meet someone. I talk with my hands and I've been known to hit things...like other people.... :P and while I think it's highly amusing they usually don't see it the same way.
I joke around a lot and am very sarcastic. I try to "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" as it were and make light of most situations. Don't get me wrong, I can be serious when I need to be but most of the time I choose not to.
I have an undying love for Monty Python (previous quotation explained :P) and will watch the entire series over and over again and still laugh at their sketches like it was the first time I saw them.
I raise boa constrictors and pythons...and currently have around 10...if you're not running away right now then good for you! :) I eventually plan on making a career out of breeding selective species and colour morphs.
I'm not the most atheletic girl but I do like to keep myself healthy and am looking for someone who does the same.
I have to most bizarre inside jokes that only my best friend would understand, like a little boy named Tyler, who eats things and then throws them back up whole and in the wrapper. He also cries cheerios out of one eye and milk out of the other, and drips cherries from his nose, and leaks his brain out of his ear...then sucks it back up...yeah...bizarre lol
I'm also a writer...which would explain the previous statement...and I'm working on two novels at the moment, both very dark.
I am a Goth, and very proud of it. I am a member of the Ottawa Goth Syndicate and have met a few friends there. I don't necessarily fit into the Goth stereotype so don't expect me to be decked out in spikes, chains and fishnet wherever I go...even Goths sometimes feel the need to be comfortable ;)
I have 13 piercings (my favorite number ^^) and 5 tattoos and plan to get more...it's my way of visually expressing my individuality and I am going to continue. I would like to eventually train to become a tattoo artist but for now I do custom designs.
I'm also Wiccan and have been for two years. I'm still in learning mode so I haven't experimented with it too much.

So yeah, that's pretty much me in a very large nutshell lol, if you want to know any more don't hesitate to message me! :D

Peace! ^^

I sacrifice things. That was a joke...I do that. Nah, first dates don't really have to be anything spectacular. I wouldn't mind going for a walk or just sitting around somewhere and getting to know each other.
Although if you want to actually go somwehere cool I wouldn't say no to Ray's Reptile Zoo! ^^