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Ok, first off - my name's Andy. I currently reside in the Sunshine County of Hertfordshire™.

I'm 32, slim build, brown eyes, short dark brown hair (feel free to stroke the top of my fuzzy head at this point, most people do). I take care of myself and generally eat the right sorts of food. I occasionally do martial arts.

For the most part I like to relax, have a laugh and enjoy life. I do have my contemplative moments as well. I like to meditate sometimes, helps clear the mind.

I'm self employed with my own business. I also have quite an interest in all things paranormal / spiritual. Quite knowledgeable in that field - be warned I can talk about this subject quite a lot, and probably will, lol. If you ask nicely I may even do a Tarot spread for you, it has been known.

One thing I'm intending to do in life is voiceovers. That side of me will quite possibly come out after a few drinks ! It will be interesting to see if I can make a go of it in this particular direction. I like to keep myself amused as much as possible with interesting activities and people.

On that note, I guess you could say I lead a bit of an alternative lifestyle. I am ever so slightly teeny weeny bit deviant by nature. Ok, that is a blatant lie – I am a massive great deviant. My excuse is that I have a creative & vivid imagination and enjoy sensation, play and pleasure. Is that such a crime ?

I guess we all have a little devil in us in some way or another ;-)

Another passion in my life is Airsoft - it's a bit like paintball. I really enjoy that and many a weekend I'll be all camouflaged up in the woods. So, if you're into soldier uniforms, you'll love my wardrobe. It's getting a just a tad OCD though at the moment. All very macho and boyz toyz I know, but it's all good fun !

Music tastes, quite varied : trance, dance, euphoric, new age, meditation, transcendental, uplifting, classical, some chart, old skool, drum n bass, dark garage, house

I'm not really materialistic, don't care about bling. All that stuff is nice, but at the end of the day what really makes you happy is having good friends and family around you.

I'm preferably looking for a confident cheeky girl with a cheeky smile, not materialistic, independent, funny, ever-so-slightly deviant and takes care of herself would be my ideal candy-date (Geddit ? Oh I crack myself up sometimes). I am fairly low maintenance and am seeking a relationship with a fairly low maintenance girl if possible. Some degree of emotional stability is a must-have, lol.

I'm a simple guy really and like to think I'm pretty down to earth. I do have quite a lot of platonic friends, including girls – I'd hope this wouldn't be an issue. I'm affectionate, I love hugs and am quite happy sitting on the sofa, cuddling up with a lovely female, watching a good movie and munching on cookies etc. I'm looking for casual meet-ups, nothing too serious for now, but who knows - maybe something will click some day.

Hope you like it so far...

If this sounds of interest, don't be shy :-)

Feel free to ask anything, I always make a point of replying - I don't just ignore people, because I hate that !

Andy
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I like to think of myself as fairly open, liberal, humourous and am seeking the same sort of attributes in a similarly-minded female. At this point in my life, don't reach for that wedding dress catalogue just yet - I'd just like to keep things fairly casual, relaxed, no pressure. Meeting in an informal way for a couple of drinks to see how things go would be the ideal scenario. I don't mind meeting girls for possible dating or just friendship and good laughs - I welcome both.

If the above sounds good to you, feel free to drop me a message. I don't bite. Much... thanks for reading !