Hello world. How can someone as deep and mysterious as I am sum themselves up in a paragraph? Well, firstly you start by telling the reader how funny your friends and family think you are. Most girls like a guy who can make them laugh, and not just by looks alone, or in bed. My Facebook status messages will almost always bring you a smile or invoke a snicker. Guffaw is one of my favorite words. If you don't know what it means, use the Google. It is sometimes hard to be this hysterical, but I do my best to take it all in stride and muddle on. My hopes are that one day I will find a woman that I can one day call my wife, or at least the committed equivalent.

Somewhere quaint and quiet so we can talk and fall in love. Maybe a nice walk somewhere weather permitting either in the park or the village to people watch. I am game for most things, but I think a first date should be more talking then doing things.