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Do you want children? Undecided/Open
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Interests
| my two sons-Jimmie and Quentin | music-kool keith-hiero-def jux-digable planets-michael jackson-and other various artists from all ge | food-flying pie-fried foods-grape soda-slush puppies-now and laters-capn crunch | | the humpty dance | brass knuckles | comedic geniuses | | charlie murphys true hollywood stories | movies-the big lebowski-boogie nights-pulp fiction-the warriors-spinal tap and other cult classics a | television-flight of the concords-ultimate fighter-the daily show-arrested development | | stockton california | games-dice-cards-dominoes-mike tysons punchout | kangol hats and coach sneakers | | harringbones and four fingered rings | slapped fives and flipped dueces | hookers and johns | | my only vice-sharing is caring | mom jokes | thats what she said | | | |
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About Me
Two men enter an elevator at work, the first one in was an executive. The second, was a custodian. Valentines day had just passed so naturally this struck up the conversation. The janitor asked the executive what he got his wife. The man replied, I got her a pair of diamond earings and a Mercedes Benz. With a puzzled look on his face, the janitor asks...why both? The executive said...well,if she doesn't like the earings, she can drive her new Benz to the jewelers and return them herself. Interesting idea the janitor thought to himself. Just then, the executive asked the janitor the same question. He replied...well, I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo. After hearing this the executive had to ask the obvious, why both? The janitor said...well, if she don't like them slippers then she can go **** herself.
First Date
socialize and laugh
Mail Settings (To message 83 til infinity you MUST meet the following criteria.)
Female
older than 18
Live in United States
Must not do drugs
83 til infinity has 2 roses that can be sent.
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