Plenty of Fish wants me to talk about my hobbies, goals/aspirations, "youself" (How has no one fixed that error yet?), what makes me unique, and my taste in music.

That all seem lame, but I'll summarize just to keep status quo:

Hobbies: Plenty
Goals/Aspirations: World domination, and if that cannot be achieved, eternal happiness
"Youself": Boisterous, but pleasant
What makes me unique: Too many to explain
Taste in music: Shwayze, Robbie Williams, Craig David

Good enough for you?

I'm not like the average male, for better or worse.

I'm confident and insecure, beautiful and ugly, hard and soft, monochrome and colorful. I'm a confusion from day one, but a fascinating confusion nonetheless.

I'm looking for someone who is a million different things I could never explain, but I'm hoping she exists, and she might be on this website.

Does that sound like you? Do you have depth and a personality?

Need an icebreaker?

Answer the following questions and send the answers to me. I'll make fun of you accordingly!

1. Creamy or crunchy peanut butter?

2. Where is the last place you went that was at least 100 miles from New Jersey/New York? Did you enjoy yourself?

3. What was the last news article you read online? Why'd you read it?

Make the answers as minimal or maximal (it's actually a word!) as you want it to be.

If we get past the illustrious "talking" stage and actually meet in person, I'm up for anything that doesn't involve awkwardness (dinner, movie, etc). Something where we can move around a bit. I like to move.