First of all, I don't want one of those long distance relationships. It took 6 years to get to my last girlfriend's place, I know Mars is a fair distance but she was quite special what with that green skin and purple hair.
People say life is too short, but I and A are much shorter words.
If Carlsberg made women, what man would be brave enough to work on the PMT assembly line??????
I will selflessly give up my time to help a friend in need as long as they pay cash in hand up front:).
Three out of the 14 pairs of laces I own are rather weak, but Thora Hurd was old when she pegged it, so weak laces aren't so weak are they?
I enjoy nature and countryside, both of which are words as well. Strong Belgian beer is very good, I'm also trying to develop a taste for red wine, as it appears to be de rigueur in front of the TV with you lot. If you have a dark blue carpet I don't like you already! I'm also working on this, 'walking on the beach', lark. It seems most of you do it as an essential pastime.
Typing--> Mark Darcy and The Da Vinci Code will probably score a few points as well.
I have an idea to write comedy and play the piano next week, but that's next week.
Here are a few words used by others to describe me:- very deep,a comic,a stupid B.astard, determined, easy to get on with, very practically minded, a lateral thinker, hot headed at times, optimist, introvert & extrovert,.
YOU -->Female, non smoker, hopefully you won't have a moustache, likes countryside, mountain biking, European films ,London markets, photography, pubs, street cafes, doing something, nothing and everything, travelling.
From past experiences,tantrums, mood swings, Tescos, B&Q and house work every weekend are out. Women who paint themselves orange, shave their eyebrows off then pencil a pair in (what's that all about) are not really for me.
Anyone can type GSOH, but not many of you use it in your profiles. Why not?


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Ordinarily I'd take you somewhere in my private jet, but it's in for an MOT. The MOT chap said it'll need a new brake and indicator bulb plus the minibar is empty, which is a definite fail.
So I'm not too sure what to do on a first date, maybe a walk on the beach, a glass of red and a dvd all at the same time?