PLEASE NOTE: IM doesn't work for me so if you IM me and I don't reply it's because I didn't see it. Just send me a message.

Also, if yer a spammer, don't message me. I will frustrate you...

Women who make the first move are awesome so message me. If you make me a favorite and don't contact me I don't know what that means.

Facts about me:
-I went to school for film-making.
-I can run for 55 minutes straight on the elliptical at 240 watts.
-I love trying new foods from other cultures.
-I made a diorama of the scene where the droogs beat up the bum from "A Clockwork Orange" in my middle school English class.
-I've had 2 mullets in the last 2 years (it was for charity)
-I've made Patton Oswalt laugh, had Bruce Campbell give me "The Claw", and sang with Nick Cave (well more like grunted).
-I've done stand-up and plan on doing it again.
-I've always wanted to start a comedy troupe but each time I try I'm the only one into it.
-I've been bucked in the a$$ by a deer.

Things you might not like:
-I like to stay in contact (e-mail, texts) but I pretty much hate talking on the phone.
-I might move from here eventually. I dunno when or why, but I haven't ruled it out. I love Seattle don't get me wrong but I might not be here forever.
-I'm into trying different food from different cultures. Sometimes it's weird but I like trying new things. I draw the line at eating waste products or genitals though.

I don't care about age (I've almost always dated ladies older than myself), race, body, etc... just be liberal, independent, willing to watch foreign films without complaining about having to read (I do like movies with d!ck and fart jokes too, I'm not a snob), smart (smart does not mean book smart, just know the difference between your a$$ and a hole in the ground), no sports nuts (I'd rather play, I can think of hundreds of things I'd rather watch), have some goals that go beyond watching every episode of "The Hills" twice (Why are these f-tards famous?), be comfortable with the fact that many of my close friends are women (I don't like uber-jealous or catty people, I should be able to trust you and you should be able to trust me), funny is a plus (not "World According to Jim" funny more like "30 Rock" funny), good hygiene (aka don't smell like a carny covering her musk with generic CK One), I don't mind if you celebrate 4:20 in moderation but I don't do it (way to sound like a narc), have a job (sugarbaby, hippie, and crackwhore are not occupations), no kids (rather deal with dogs than kids), like animals, not flaky and overall mostly sane.

A bit crazy is okay, but Gary Busey crazy is not so good.

We'll buy some eggs and throw them at your ex-boyfriend's face. Take political signs from people's yards and swap them for their ideological opposites. Go to a bar and make fun of the dude in size 48 red leather pants with a lycra shirt on, trying to get all Steve Perry on some chick.

In all seriousness, a bar or dinner is always good.