All right, here's the awesome part where I sum myself up in two or three paragraphs! I live at home, have fifty kids, and have never had a job! Just kidding...let's see..I love music, have been playing guitar for a couple years...singing...should I, or do I? I read alot and I write...so it helps if you read something besides US weekly...I'm as down with what's going on with Brad and Angie as the next man, but books are a plus, ladies...let's see...No kids, no ex wife...I'm one of those awesome "no baggage" guys...I don't even have a dog...I do have a turtle, though. His name is Townes (The Turtle...bonus if you know some lyrics by the songwriter he's named after). I read, I go out, I love live music, I drink...I'm actually looking to have a good time on a date. I want a fun, smart, interesting, intelligent, hot, awesome woman. That likes talking. I like talking. And having fun. Drop me a line if you feel the same way. UPDATE: For some reason, I've gotten lots of emails asking if I have a job (yes), or live with my parents (no)...It's not my style to take things personally...but do I look like an unemployed man who lives with mommy and/or daddy? Seriously, is that the state of the dating world right now? Most men are jobless and live with their parents? Really? That's so sad. When did this happen? You all need to be more selective about who you know. I know I'm a hell of a catch, but I feel like a total rockstar now. I have a job and I don't live with my parents. I'm seriously thinking of changing my headline to "Has a job and an apartment!". Act quickly, ladies, act very quickly...

Alcohol would be a good idea for a first date with an internet person I've never met...I actually hate the term "date"...how about just hanging out and seeing what happens? That's got a low pressure vibe...I would NEVER wear a polo shirt or a baseball cap. I think we should get that up front and on the table right now. Sorry, ladies, but if you're into polos and ball caps (or god forbid...khakis), we won't get along.