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Profession Ruling the world from my evil underground lair
Do you want children? Undecided/Open
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Interests
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About Me
I keep pretty busy making small sweaters for monkeys. The sweaters are sold through a monkey network to people who own monkeys at high elevations. So far I've sold about 3,000. I had no idea there were so many high elevation monkeys in the U.S. I only distribute to the domestic U.S. monkey owners because monkey sweater tariffs are through the roof right now. Most monkey owning countries pretty much already have an extensive monkey sweater industry as it is, although I definitely think my monkey sweaters could compete in the global market.
Traveling is usually on my mind and I always look forward to planning vacations & weekend trips to get away. I like to cook and absolutely dig a man who can grill a great steak or whip up something amazing in the kitchen. I dig him even more if he's a little geeky and can make me laugh.
I don't care for roses, poems, stuffed animals, serenades or those ridiculous POF gifts (for the love of chocolate PLEASE don't send me those POF virtual gifts) but I'm a sucker for a man who enjoys romance and can sweep me off my feet. Leaving behind a little note for me to find will leave me smiling all day. I appreciate quality time and love the charge of energy I get when being next to someone I want to be with. There's so much to be said for chemistry and the electrical spark a simple look or touch can generate.
I’m honest, dependable, loyal, passionate, kind, caring and I appreciate someone who knows how to communicate. I love the ocean and stay active by walking/running along the beach at least five times a week to decompress and stay in shape. I've been to the darkest depths of hell but I wouldn't trade my life experiences for anything - they've made me even stronger and in some ways, more compassionate. I'm in no hurry to rush into marriage and I have no idea about the ticking biological clock some women speak of. Life can change in an instant and I'm more interested in meeting people who are ready to dive into life and explore new adventures without much hesitation.
It's important to me that a man knows how to have fun, relax and laugh, but at the same time know when to be a little more serious and mature. I'm drawn to men who know who they are and aren't afraid to let someone get close to them. I've had a relationship where our connection was strong and unlike no other, it's an incredible feeling and I hope I'm lucky enough to experience it again.
I enjoy adventure and keep a list of 101 things I want to do before I die. I aspire to become a better photographer and a better cook. I'm also working on having one hell of a shoe collection but now I'm getting a little too personal.
Do you *really* think I sell monkey sweaters? Come on.
First Date
I'm open to suggestions but I don't mind keeping it pretty laid back and mellow. As long as the date doesn't involve you wanting to chop me up into tiny pieces to scatter my remains in the Hollywood Hills I think we'll be OK.
If you think we might hit it off well, you should consider saying hi. What's the worst that could happen? I don't always make the first contact...even if your profile may have sparked my interest.
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Age between 37 and 45 You must have a picture to contact this user. Must not be looking for Other Relationship Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter Must not do drugs Must not be married Must not smoke
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