I'm perfect made of the finest plastic, my story is really fantastic!
I'm made of cables and wires, I can fulfill your darkest desires.
Protect and serve is what I do, don't be afraid I'm watching you! ;-)
Some fun headlines:
"Looking for someone real." - Oh no, they're made of plastic.
"Looking for my prince charming." - Must be dreaming!
"Looking for Mr. Right." - In all the wrong places.
"Looking for a down to earth guy." - Men are from Mars!
"Looking for someone to laugh with." - Hahaha...
and my all time favorite ... "You will not be sorry!" LOL
Hope you had a good laugh, so take a chance on me! :-)
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