Greetings. If you've made it this far, hooray for me.

I've been a writer by trade for the past six years, but I'm seeing more and more that it's not where my future is. I've met a lot of great people that have shaped my past and made it fun, but now I've found the person that can make my present just as fun.

So if you happen to be interested in unintentionally funny movies, baseball, hockey, Adult Swim shows, texting as if your life depends on it, a guy that has a one-line joke and a serious reply for almost any situation that comes up and a whole host of other treasures ... Feel free to shoot me a line.