WANTED: One decent to awesome woman in good or near mint condition in her 20's!
Or best offer, I mean what the hell right?

Me:
I won't lie here, my sense of humor is a little hard to take sometimes, I'm called a "nut" on regular basis and i can be offensive sometimes, I like to offend!
And I would love it if you could offend me as well to!(with words, not bodily functions ;> )
I love to make people laugh, I find nothing more satisfying then knowing I've made someones day a little brighter.

What am I looking for in a woman?
Just two things.
1: A killer smile always wins in my eyes.
2: An awesome sense of humour, be it corny,cheesy, or twisted, they all work.

Personality is the most important thing to me so if your lacking you better get some cheese whiz. (oh god I wonder how many people will even get it...)


I'd like to think I'm a good mix between confident and humble, I know when to shine but at the same time I know when to take the backseat.
I don't really like talking about myself, not because I'm shy or ashamed but because I feel true colours can be seen through ones actions, words are nice, but at the end of the day thats all they are, just words, to see whats inside a person you need to observe them when they think no one is looking. ;)


Eww, this profile came off way to serious, I assure you, I rarely am so enjoy seeing this side of me because it doesn't come through all that often!
So to lighten the mood:

Diego - says:
when I'm done here I'll call you, we can go to daves together holding hands like a couple of gaint homo's.
Rustyburger says:
*sigh* you really know the way to my heart baby, you'll be at 2nd base in NO TIME.

(Pretty much the standard me and my friends set for eachother, you gotta have some bromance!)

We could go to a fancy dinner and when the bill comes we would tell them we don't have any money, and we would finish our romantic date in the back of the kitchen scrubbing pots & pans togeather! ;)
(wouldn't it be ironic if bill was the servers name? "Hi, I'm Bill, heres your bill!" HAW FREAKIN' HAW... although if Bill was tendering his name to you that late in the game I would think he's kind of an ass, but i'd forgive him because I'm just a giving spirit like that.)


We could also go to the back alley of a Pizza Pizza And dumpster dive.

All joking aside:
A walk.
Talk over a cup coffee.
A Drink or two (I'm not a big drinker.)
Dinner. (the kind we actually pay for.)
A game of pool. (I'm VERY new to it.)
Nothing to serious.