Ok know my animals are SPOILED ROTTEN Swamp cooler in dog house and swamp cooler in Samson house. with running water thur icebox so they can drink cold water and shade for horse's


GOD SPELLED BACKWORDS IS DOG So I hope you go out and get a dog

Since no more instant messenger on Plenty of Fish You can reach me at sheridaddy on yahoo Instant messenger


Well getting close to the time of year again , Playing Santa for the kids,Just the look on the children face is priceless that why I wont charge





Hello Lady's
I hope you are having a wonderful day /evening.







I boarded an airplane and took his seat. As I
settled in, he glanced up and saw the most
beautiful woman boarding the plane.

I soon realized she was heading straight towards
is seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat
right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out,
"Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going
to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in
Las Vegas"

I swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman
I had ever seen sitting next to me, and she was
going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain My composure, I calmly
asked, "What's your business role at this
convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I
have learned from my personal experiences to debunk
some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are
there?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that
African-American men are the most well-endowed of
all men, when in fact it is the Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best
lovers when actually it is men of Jewish descent who
are the best.

I have also discovered that the lover with
absolutely the best stamina is the Southern
Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and
blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really
be discussing all of this with you. I don't even
know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
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Birthday
This is fun so see what happens,
Don't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.. Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating! The answers are at the bottom.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow ?
2. Your first initial?
3. Your month of birth?
4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours
6. Your favorite number?
7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).









1. If you choose:
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - You are conservative and aggressive
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue- You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down..

2. If your initial is:
A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good..

3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you=2 0will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6 This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:
Flying: You like adventure.
Driving: You are a laid back person

8. If you chose:
Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only it you date me before your next birthday!

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I just retired ( yes at 52 yrs old )and looking forward to meeting a wonderful Lady and getting to know her more So that we can enjoy life relaxing, traveling, enjoying the good life, concert, shows, outdoors. I love Kiss because Kissing is a art

I also love to ride on my atv's ,reading, watching the star as I lay on the hammock, swimming,
I hope to do more woodworking I love to build things out of wood getting my shop up and running again , WOW ..Hoping to be able to work with kids showing them the fine art of woodmaking So many kids have no idea about stuff like this.

I hope I can find a lady so it easy going , loving, caring, open minded ,romantic, If you are still working that great also we will find time to do things .( Time away makes the heart grow)

I've always been very open minded about everything,


There is more money being spent on breast implants and V

Chat here , Than Phone calls , Meeting for a Drink or a meal and talking more and seeing how things are going,