Let's get down to it - I'd rather go to a car show than go shopping. Hopefully we'd ride a motorcycle to the show and go shooting after that! I also like to go bowling and laugh at people singing horrible karaoke at the bar. I know what a screen play, a horse collar, and a blitz is. If you don't already think Canadians are wierd, they play football with 12 freekin' players - explain that one to me, Frenchie? I like hip hop, old school R&B and some alternative music. I am a Sagittarius with a somewhat cynical sense of humor! Katt Williams is my favorite... (poor tink tink!)

I don't know how to swim - kayaking/rafting etc is out of the question. If you listed 65 outdoor activities as what you like to do - we're probably not a match. If you don't know what a Maserati is - we're probably not a match. If you CAN'T STAND watching football from the first game at 11am to the last one at 6pm - we're probably not a match (if you *prefer* not to, thats fine - I'm sure I can eventually talk you into it!). And I smoke when I drink, you have been warned.

One dorky thing about me is that I have a huge hotwheels collection. Well, besides the fact that I can't swim.

I prefer fall/winter over summer. You can always put more clothes on if you get cold - but once you get naked and you're still hot, well that sucks! Sweating is icky.

I'm eventually looking for a long-term relationship, dating 5 people, one every night - isn't my thing. My loyalty to good people rivals that of a dog! **I am NOT, repeat NOT looking for casual sex. I am looking for a relationship**

"Scrawny" men need not apply. I want a man with a nice, big chest. Rippling abs and all the other ish not a neccessity. I'm not really into the whole "12-pack" abs. "Give me more Fridays" NO WAY! Give me more man chichi's damnit! I'm more into the running back type, over the wide receiver type. Yeah, I like big black men. "Younger than 25" need not apply. I don't want to date anyone younger than me. ***I am open to the interracial thing as well...If you can't deal with the fact I date inter-racially, then I'm not the one for you!

Not pay for any more loser's drinks! If you can't pay YOUR OWN WAY don't $&*! ask me out....I'm sooo sick of being a sugar-mommy!

I'm also turned off by men that would even suggest "going to their house to watch a movie" for a first date. Yuck! (Fellow Ladies - hopefully we know where to find you when you end up on Dateline and/or the Amber Alert System.)