First of all, i'm on here cause I lost a bet.........j/k
secondly, i'm ironic to a fault. look up the definition, don't confuse it with sarcastic..........
Life is but an adage........
please learn to spell correctly......
I practice randomness........
I know my demographic..........
women like to converse with me..........
i've passed all my background checks.......
i've been blocked by 3 women for telling them they're good looking..........wtf?...seriously WTF?
i'm a grown man, I don't use words like "conceited" or "drama"
i'm not a pre- pubescent racist so I don't exclude any one from contacting me........
I got this idea of dating my updates from a girls profile I read.
12/25/09
gonna save my lump of coal for a summer BBQ
12/10/09
Looking forward to a Rachel Ray sex scandal.............
12/4/09
i'm deftly efficient at picking out internet predators......i.e. communist chicks disguised as fish on a dating site.
11/25/09
we're on an online dating site. are you serious when you say you're looking for someone that's "mentally healthy"....seriously.....?
11/11/09
make the first move !! this is 2009. Being "old fashioned" now means that you're a slow texter on your cell phone.........
11/10/09
cut and paste this link onto your browser..........
http://www.thecougarcommandments.com/2009/10/thou-shall-take-compliment.html
10/29/09
$5 says these uptight flounders on here get the quick message feature killed just like they did the IM............
10/25/09
the 99.9 % rule........i.e. if your headline says your looking for "a good, kind hearted man" remove it, why ? 99.9% of womens headlines say that.........gaaaaaaaaag. !!! if you post pics of you with your friends, no, no, no,...remove them.......99.9% of the time, your friends are hotter than you........even males.......tough titttty........and no i'm not even close to being gay or homophobic.......just telling it like it is.......
10/07/09
don't scrutinize my profile. it makes you boring. and i'm far more complex than what I write in here anyway. if you're not more engaging than what you wrote in your little paragraph........BE GONE ..!!!!!
10/05/09
A few things i'm not; whiner, butthurt loser..(aka republican), a child, immature. I wont write you asking why you ignore me......why, cause I ignore plenty of people my own self.......thank you all for your input...continue....
9/29/09
if I were well educated, well traveled, physically fit, liked to dance, long walks on the beach and I was just a chivalrous, hopeless romantic who would be king to the woman he makes his queen..........I would be on another possibly pay dating site......who am I kidding, I would be dating models and wouldn't have to do this at all..........j/k .....relax.....
9/28/09
did POF stop asking what city you live in or do you just not have a clue where you are.......?
have you kissed a lot of frogs and none of them have turned into a prince ? do you really think all the blame should rest with the frogs ? c'mon now.......something you should think about.
9/24/09
chivalry was slain........(by a woman)........lol

original re hashed profile.......below......

everything I had on here before got boring.......

i'm a guy, what do you think I like.........?????? as if I don't know what women like. it's all about meeting somewhere down the middle.......

let's face it, we're all on here because we have mental problems. if we didn't we would be in a healthy relationship somewhere........therefore.......let's just keep a hoping and a praying that we run into someone with a set of somewhat more tame mental issues than ourselves and/or the person from the last relationship we were in......tell me i'm lying.I dare you .!!!!!!!!!...........

references available upon request......
don't sit there looking at me all goofy, write something....!!!!!!!!!!!!
I answer all my fan mail......
can you tell i'm bored...........




in the short time I have left and during the long hours of solitude, you shall be a beautiful memory..................:

Chris Rock on love:
If you haven’t contemplated murder, you ain’t been in love. If you haven’t seriously thought about killing a motherfudder, you ain’t been in love.

…If you haven’t practiced your alibi in front of the mirror, you ain’t been in love. And the only thing that’s stopped you from killing this motherfudder was a episode of CSI: “Oh man, they thorough. I better make up. They might catch my ass.

Same goes for the kids.............
Feel so hypnotized, can't describe the scene.
Its all mesmerized all that inside me.
The sunshine bores the daylights out of me.

Chasing shadows moonlight mystery.
Headed for the overload,
Splattered on the dirty road,
Kick me like you've kicked before,
I can't even feel the pain no more.

an interrogatory endless query where we attempt to extract justification for sitting there any longer........... over coffee, tea, or juice.....of course.........lol