I'm a sarcastic, quick witted dude and I'd rather goof around than be serious. My interests include but are not limited to... dancing like an idiot, holding cats like a baby, enjoying Guinness, internetting, being cynical, creating alter-egos, playing that scrabble knockoff on facebook, and eating craisins. I'm not in to Family Guy. I feel like I need to throw that out there. But i do love The Office.

Sometimes I have a beard, yet, other times I do not. Right now I do not.

I'm really into music. I enjoy the White Stripes, Death From Above 1979, Iron Maiden, the Shins, James Brown, Ambulance LTD, Mastodon, The Roots, Talib Kweli, and the Black Keys.