Soooooo, yeah. This place has come to be pretty damn lame. I'm not even sure why I made this to begin with. I mean, does anyone ACTUALLY go on dates from here? Maybe I just have sh*t luck. I always get messaged by 24-25 year old women with kids though, wtf? Sorry, but kids this early in my life would be kinda....weird. Sure, I hope they don't grow up to be a burden on society, but I want to have kids of my own, not possibly have to deal with their ***hole dad. Does this make me an ***hole? Some will say yes and that's all fine and dandy.
I am sarcastic and humorous, not often serious, but when I am I do my serious face. o_o -That's my serious face, but it's kinda disproportionate, because I don't have huge bug eyes like that. Actually, making faces out of keyboard characters is probably a poor way of representing facial expressions. My bad. Wait, where was I? Ah yes, back to me. I often do things to get a rise out of people or act out of norm just to see their reactions. I also enjoy people watching. You'd be surprised what humans do in public.... But it's okay, I'm a psychologist, I even have a badge saying so, and a diploma! No really, I have a diploma. I dun gradiated from that thar skool up in West Lafayette, where they have all dem fancy motorcars.

Few rules of me:
Don't take me too seriously. You will be disappointed. If you got a message from me and all you can think is "Damn, this guy is weird" try rereading it with a sense of humor. If your sense of humor is broke, delete my message and never contact me.....ever. I can't stand stuck up people and people with no sense of humor. There seems to be plenty on here. I mean seriously....it's an online dating site. Taking this site 100% serious would be akin to going to a Colts game and yelling at people for being too loud.
I drink, work on vehicles, hunt, hang out with friends and all that stuff. I am a man. I do man stuff. I would be willing to compromise on some things to spend time with someone if we hit it off, but if you are looking for a project to turn into your own little toy.......I believe those are called ****es. I am not a ****. You want a no-nonsense person that knows how to respect people and will stand up for what they believe? Here I am.
Having spent almost half a decade in college I have been spoiled by being surrounded by people that appreciate the rules of grammar and can spell. If you plan on writing me a message, it would be nice if it were legible AnD nOt WrItTeN lIkE tHiS. Grow up.

Pick fights with midgets, throw rocks at the monkeys in the zoo, steal a car, ram said stolen car into a collision repair place, just for the irony, and whatever else is on the agenda. IDK, I'm not a planner.