Did you ever wonder the real reason The Bionic Woman got cancelled? Damn bionics just aren't what they are cracked up to be. "cracked up to be?" what does that phrase even mean? I just went back to being a high school teacher and I love it! I'm still looking for someone who is open minded (but no I don't mean kinky, not that that is a bad thing, I just mean someone well versed in diversity. Must be family oriented because mine still won't go away. My family puts the fun in dysFUNctional, and we get together often. Everything I ever needed to know I learned in Kindergarten, from a cat, in song lyrics or in a John Cusack movie. I love John Cusack, Adam Sandler, music, movies, going to Blues games, wheelin' the Loop, chicken anything (no red meat please), furry and scaley things, reading mysteries, Circus Freak History, and ok sometimes romances, riding my hand bike, dollar stores and garage sales. Searching for someone who ventures down the unbeaten path. Probably someone a little quirky, unique, or can at least do a trick or two. Someone who lets a couple cars merge in front of them, just a couple mind you, not the whole damn line. The most important aspect is a great sense of humor! I have a hard time being serious, but can be when needed, well ok fine probably not even then. Life is for living, learning, & loving, it's not about the glass being half empty or half full it's about what's in the water, and what you do with it! Though I got paralyzed at 23 I've found a way to do everything I've ever wanted and needed to do, just takes a little creativity at times :) but hey that's what duct tape is for. If the wheelchair weirds you out obviously you're not for me. But it does have it's advantages like you never have to hear me say, "Hun, do these jeans make my butt look big?" you never have to hold my purse because I have a back pack, and I make a great footrest apparently, hence the footprints on the chair. The kids just love me, "Aunt Shel, get out so we can do some wheelies!" I'm also a great flotation device, what do you call a paraplegic in the water? Bob. Come on, you know you've heard that one before and laughed.