So here's the challenge... Do I write a sincere but ultimately unoriginal blurb about how I'm a genuine guy and all that, or do I go down the humourous route, and although funny come across like a bit of a tool?

The fact of the matter is I'm both - Crunchie on the outside and soft in the middle. Or is it the other way round?

So I do have a serious side (when I'm asleep), and I am looking for a potential partner for a girlfriend or whatever you want ot call it. Also, shock horror!! I am actually single! You know where im going with that.
I know my profile won't be for everyone, and you know what I'm fine with that. As I'm not looking for 'anyone', I want that 'some one'. Overly romantic? Maybe, but it's true. I hope you get a flavour of what I'm like, so if I havent put you off already with my 'highbrow' sense of humour, then I'm sure we'll get on fine and I'll look forward to hearing from you.

As a gentleman I'd always offer that choice to the lady. However, if it was up to me it would be either:
A bungie jump followed by watching a Mexican wrestling match and finshing up with doing shots in a 'whips and chains' S&M bar.
Alternativley a nice casual drink and/or a meal with some good conversation.