I am 2 meters tall and weigh 100 kilo.
Don't have car...just economical SUV achieve max drive efficiency many kilometers per liter... I save many euro's.
People think I'm Italian, but I am mixed race: 3/4 Czech and 1/4 Hungary.actually... I'm always hungry. Originally from the North Coast (Lake Erie, Ohio) One of those idiots whom re-lo'ed to FL thinking the weather was nice all year round here,like in December 3 properites later, still here,lucky I invested at the peak of the market.
Hobbies:animal rescue, mountain biking on pavement, ocean kayaking in my pool, wind/surf/wake/snow/skate/water/boarding...sidewalk chariot riding(dog pulling skateboard)
Astrophysics, Quantum Mechanics and Eubonics all fascinate me.

I'm novice hairstylist. Cut mine for 15 years. Since I work on tips to myself, financial times are tough, but ** I invested wisely with a mysterious, fabulously rich guy from my country club named Bernie or Bernard. He seems to be doing well. I've seen him in the news a lot lately. I hope he hasn't Madeoff with my money.He mailed me jewelry as a business gift..said he'll check back in 5-10 if he behaves..
I am a shrewd businessman..even the $50.00 I paid for this website site trial membership was a great investment.

I love kids, especially ones that can push lawnmowers, do roof repair, or ask the question "can I drive". I'm a proud parent to 2 amazing teenagers. One 14 yr old..Retriever and the other poor **stard is some kinda mutt of similar age (99 in dog years)
I like dogs.They make great pest..I'm pretty sure they like me too...I'm their primary source of entertainment & food though...so I think they are abusing my generosity. I recently adopted a kitten to balance my karma. And a puppy to abuse the kitty.

Goals: to raise my puppy. **earn a degree (GED) so as to legitamize my BBA. Become a successful mate, quit biting the mailman. I think some of those are also my dog's goals, but she has trouble expressing her/it/**'self.

I'm a former swimwear/fashion model. Retired when they wouldn't let me keep the clothes...Still same size 6 from college. (men divide actual size by factor of 6....I cant figure out how a woman can be size "0". That's some voodoo math?) I now focus on my fine wine collection,I'm a Sommalier.
I'm especially fond of my cases of ** 1986 Bonjulay Newvow's. Grew up appreciating NA communion wine at church, as well as strong flavorful, MD 2020. (I think 2020 is it's maturity date...but I drink it early anyways cuz it helps me concentrate)
I'm a firm pro life advocate. Parenthood should be decided my 2 drunk teenagers.
Music taste: rock,folk,funk jazz,Doo Wop, blues,country(but not rockabilly),techno,swing,bigband,Rap(west coast)barber shop quartet.

Favorite TV: PBS, of which I am an irregular contributor, mainly for free gifts and insightful commentary.

I'm a minimalist and a study the art of Fung Shooway. I gave away my worldly possessions and to harmonize the energy of the universal master,** now park my mobile home facing the south(plus it negates the view of my white trash Step-Uncle 2 lots down)
Babptized Catholic, 1st communion at kumbaya California guitar service, gave a Presbyterian Sunrise service sermon, ex-girlfriend married a revivalist, best man Russian Orthodox wedding, spoken tongues, danced at Scientology Center, dated a baptist, studied Bahaii then reincarnated finally Buddist. I'm Buddhaochristian. Pray at sporting events and meditate at stoplights. Briefly considered converting to Judaism strictly for the jokes, but couldn't afford the dues.
Firm believer in a higher power due to actual metaphysical experiences not explainable by ordinary chance or infinitessimal remote probability..reinforced by a couple OBE's and NDE's.

I am an expert foot massage therapist, trigger point reflexology...luv tantric neck rubs and eskimo kisses.

Use home gym where I am a personal strainer. Love the Suzy Summers Thighmaster...worlds greatest invention, beats doing Kegal Krunches.

Favorite TV shows are **The View, Tyroprah, Dr Maury.

Favorite fantasy TV show: Bring Gordon Ramsey (Hell's Kitchen) into Martha Stewart's kitchen and let her really have it.She'll wish she was back in prison where she belongs, instead of out victimizing us with her insider trading/racketeering/gun running...

Extensive travel abroad includes expeditions deep into Canadian wilderness: Windsor and Toronto. Diving in dangerous waters of Ceasars Palace, windsurfed the shark infested waters of Club Med, recued fellow passenger from dangerous primative limbo dance ritual aboard SeaScape day cruise. Performed heroic in flight rescue to fly plane with distressed Cessna pilot (leg cramp). Also co- piloted small international flight in subzero arctic while pilot read training maunual and sight see'ed Ontario.
I appeared on MTV 2 times. 1986 spring break swim race captain and bodybuilding Pee Wee Herman dancer. In college heard Jerry Springer sing live onstage at club where I ran security (He's a wayyy better dancer than singer)

I like fast wine, cheap cars, and red women. If I have any kids, they would be out of college by now, or I would be a grandfather.

Least favorite phrases:"Life is short"(Noooo...It's very long and painful) "Everything happens for a reason" (nonsense..life is senseless chaos), "It is what it is" (totally redundant and rhetorical) "When one door closes, another door opens" (it doesn't open...you have to kick it). All cop-outs...Motto:Dance like nobody is watching...come on... Dance like everbody is watching...You're embarrassing yourself. My glass isn't half full, or half empty.the cat knocked it over spilt on the table, keyboard, floor and ruined my Powerpoint presentation.

i pet peeve others punctuation speling diction. weres their all the smart girl's done two arnt they...Your right?
Other pet peeve: I really really HATE negative people..Don't you?
they bug me...can't stand them....so nasty. Wish they would all just go away.Aaaargh,and complainers...I could do without them too.They really annoy me.They are distasteful. I disdain sarcasm.

Favorite book: Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenence. (500 pages of Platonian vs Artistotlian philosphy told in Chitaqua Indian storytelling fashion...it's a quick read....2-3 years)
Or Siddhartha by Herman Hess...2-3 hours
Idealwoman: pretty feet,great legs, nice personality,loves kids and animals, perky smile... an IQ of at least her bodyweight and a fake tan (either spray on orange/or tanning bed bronze w/racoon eyes)Profile:please include 8 virtually identical close-up facial shots from dimly lit, same angle webcam,w/low resolution color headshot hiding a pear/apple/mango physique(melons OK)gratuitous cleavage OK.:down:

Meet for a pear/apple/mango smoothie.(no melon**i'm allergic)
or Alaskan cruise visit Paris,Tuscany French Riviera, or Riviera Beach.. If there are sparks, we can later meet for coffee or a quick drink to talk about our trip. We could go to a movie/dinner or... I'm just as comfortable staying home kiddling and cussing!
We could..Meet the Fokkers, or not. We could sponge dive, rock climb, stormchase or cat walk
Mostly just chitcat about the weather, or sit and make fun of people. I am just as uncomfortable in a little black dress as I am in jeans on the back of a Harley. I am tired of the bar scene so I am searching for my true soulmate since last couple soulmates kinda got on my nerves. I enjoy watching others take long walks on the beach or watching the sunset over the Atlantic. I'm very polite, but admit I have been caught more than once in public, ogleing a girl's nice rack, fantasizing lifting it to my lips, gently and delicatley nibbling, slowly at first then work up to a wet, messy frenzy....then licking my fingers savoring the experience..mmmm nothing beats a nice rack of BBQ ribs. But since I'm now a health concious vegetarian,I can only fantasize it. However, fish, chicken, turkey and pork don't count as meat so I eat them...veal too. (Baby cows/lambs aren't old enough to be considered meat) Love Tofurky.
We can kayak in my 2 seater. Must know port from starboard or at least know port from ale. Must be able to lift or drag 100 kilos Must be able to swim, or have BMI high enough to float.
I wear my red speedo to get prime reserved beach lifeguard parking.
YOU: Outgoing, sparkly, energetic, fun, active, progressive, loves to cook,throw dinner parties,shop til you drop,go to gym and do whatever do there,enjoys a girls nite out, high maintenance,doesn't know when to zip it, moody,a lush,yoyo dieter, hung over at work,drama queen,"it's all about me",not afraid of a little PDA, looks great without makeup, enjoys PDB (flashing your breasts in public), likes being taken for granted, washes the car wearing cutoff shorts & high heels using lots of suds and hose spray.
ME: Doesn't mind your PDA or PDB, enjoys answering your sports questions about my high school and college, gets ready to go out in less than 5 minutes,enjoys chick flix,Lifetime Movies, talks business loudly on cell phone calls during dinner,doesn't have a boy's nite out, old fashioned,(i refuse to call it Fedex-Office, it's KINKO's dammit!) I am looking for a best friend, lover, workout buddy and spiritual partner. When I find these 4 people life will be great.
I'm seeking treatment for ADD POF causes.
PS: Not everything on this profile is true: MY REAL JOB: MFR REP.I'm really a Gemini & step uncle doesn't live near my mobile home. NOTE:Double Asterix (**) indicates: 1% writer embellishment.. 99% remainder of profile factual
Must not smoke Crack
Must live within 75 mi. Of highway
Must not be a heavy dog user. Chiwaw