Hmm...it says I should talk about my hobbies. Well, I like to work out and call the cops on my neighbors for being too loud. Does that count? When I grow up, I'd like to have just enough money to be spoken about with contempt during presidential races. My interests range from the intellectual to the nerdy to watching WWE. I'm all kinds of varied like that, so get to know me.

By the way, I date all races...including human (strange, but true).

Sending an email is nice (especially if I sent you one), but AIM/Yahoo/MSN is even better (that was subtlety...shhh)

I respond to everyone, because that's how awesome I am. Many things will make us compatible. However, a few things that wont:

1. If you have a cat. It's not that I'm allergic, I just hate cats.
2. If you're a BBW. Sorry, it just doesn't work for me. Also, if you've listed "a few extra pounds" when you're actually a BBW, come on now. If you're trying to drop the pounds, let me know.
3. Wiggers - and you know who you are.

Also, if you have a pit bull/rottweiler/drugs/cigarettes in your possession, then you will never get a guy as good as me. Sorry.

Let's meet at Starbucks. After all, they've had to close down so many that there's only 250,000 left. They need the business.

It's Xmas season and the best gift you can give yourself is me, so what are you waiting for?