Hello there.
I was Born in N.Ireland moved to S.Africa when 20yrs old with £50 in my pocket and stayed 10 yrs. Moved to England and have been here 17yrs. I have 3 fantastic kids, all beautiful women who live with there mother, 20yrs 18yrs & 9yrs i love them more than life itself.
I am an honest fun loving reliable hard working man and i'm looking to make friends with like minded ladies. I'm a touch n feel person i like too cuddle and hold hands.
I'M ON FACEBOOK I'M THE GOBLIN, so please lets be friends add me.
If you were stood at the taxi rank on a cold wet night, i would be the one who would give you my coat and give up my taxi and send you home with a smile. I like going too the pub and watching football, love getting a good deal on E-Bay. Favourate place Ibiza, villa Fata Morgana (Goggle it n check it out). I want to go sky diving this summer, come with me if you like lol, infact i'm going to make a list out of things i always wanted to do. (my name is Earl}
Like all kinds of music, if i like it i'll buy it. Goals, too injoy life, you only have 1. Make and meet lots of friends and hopefully meet my soul mate because i know she is out there.
I'm honest, reliable, caring, pasionate, and listen ladies if i get in contact with you and pass some sort of comment about you, it's not because im trying it on or anything like that. I'll comment on what i see or what i read, ok it might be corny but it is honest and honorable.

If i could catch a rainbow
I would do it just for you
And share with you it's beauty
On the day you're feelin blue

If i could build a mountain
You could call your very own
A place to find serenity
A place to be alone

If i could take your troubles
I would toss them in the the sea
But all these things i'm finding
Are impossible to me

I can not build a mountain
Or catch a rainbow true
But let me be i know best
A friend who's always there for you. X

So don't be scared, (BECAUSE I AM) and contact me. I'm no Brad Pitt LOL xxx
If you have any questions just ask.

Daffy duck was on a dirty weekend
he calls the hotel reception and asks for condoms-
receptionist says, shall i put them on your bill?
" don't be thuckin thupid i'd thuffocate!"

I used to run a dating agency for chickens.
But i was struggling to make hens meet.

Meet for a drink somewhere, have something to eat and get to know each other.