Hello there.
I was Born in N.Ireland moved to S.Africa when 20yrs old with £50 in my pocket and stayed 10 yrs. Moved to England and have been here 18yrs. I have 3 fantastic kids, all beautiful women who live with there mother, 21yrs 19yrs & 10yrs i love them more than life itself.
I am an honest fun loving reliable hard working man and i'm looking to make friends with like minded ladies. I'm a touch n feel person i like too cuddle and hold hands.
I'M ON FACEBOOK David Barr same pic as is on here, so please lets be friends add me.
If you were stood at the taxi rank on a cold wet night, i would be the one who would give you my coat and give up my taxi and send you home with a smile. I like going too the pub and watching football, love getting a good deal on E-Bay. Favourate place Ibiza, villa Fata Morgana (Goggle it n check it out). I want to go sky diving, come with me if you like lol, infact i'm going to make a list out of things i always wanted to do. (my name is Earl}
Like all kinds of music, if i like it i'll buy it. Goals, too injoy life, you only have 1. Make and meet lots of friends and hopefully meet my soul mate because i know she is out there you just havn't met me yet.
I'm honest, reliable, caring, pasionate, and listen ladies if i get in contact with you and pass some sort of comment about you, it's not because im trying it on or anything like that. I'll comment on what i see or what i read, ok it might be corny but it is honest.
If i could catch a rainbow
I would do it just for you
And share with you it's beauty
On the day you're feelin blue
If i could build a mountain
You could call your very own
A place to find serenity
A place to be alone
If i could take your troubles
I would toss them in the sea
But all these things i'm finding
Are impossible to me
I can not build a mountain
Or catch a rainbow true
But let me be i know best
A friend who's always there for you. X
All i want is to be happy, i have given someone my heart and soul and they trampled all over it. But tomorrow is another day a new begining.
So don't be scared, (BECAUSE I AM) and contact me. I'm no Brad Pitt LOL xxx
If you have any questions just ask.
Daffy duck was on a dirty weekend
he calls the hotel reception and asks for condoms-
receptionist says, shall i put them on your bill?
" don't be thuckin thupid i'd thuffocate!"
I used to run a dating agency for chickens.
But i was struggling to make hens meet.




The Grim Reaper came to my house last night and said it was my time to go...
I wasn't going with out a fight, so i hit him over the head with my
vacuum cleaner...I couldn't help but think i was dyson with death
:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
:If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.
:Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
:If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
:Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
:Good judgement comes from bad experience, and most of that comes from bad judgement.

Meet for a drink somewhere, have something to eat and get to know each other.