It's time to put a more serious face on this profile; I don't want people to get the idea that I am nothing but an irreverant jokester.

I am a loyal, hard working, passionate guy who wants to find a woman who, if not the love of my life, is at least a ball of fun.

I am not a corporate exec (I worked in corp America for too long, and got tired of the rat race). I am a hard working blue-collar guy. My fitness comes from hard work, not hours in the gym in front of a mirror (really; who could possibly want to stare at their own sweaty body and not go "yeesh!"). Very college educated; yep, degrees and all.

What do I miss about having a significant other? I miss goofing around when we go shopping. I miss people-watching and the resultant hilarity. I miss cuddles in the middle of the night that turn into much more. I miss getting and giving silly little surprise notes. I miss "How are you doing today" calls or texts. I miss cooking together (or me cooking and you cleaning up!).

The rest of these random thoughts about me still pertain: I'm a diehard Scuba Diver, and go every chance I can. I Love to cook, but not for one person. I'm not a Republican (voted for Obama). I can build you a kitchen, and cook you a gourmet meal out of it. I Enjoy people watching, and the resultant laughter. WWW.PeopleofWalmart.com is the funniest thing on the net, possibly the world. My Music tastes run from opera to Rob Zombie. I'm Not pretentious, but know which fork to use, and how to hold it for Gods’ sake. I know the difference between to and too and two. The squirrels that live in my head tell me I’m frickin’ hysterical. I'm outdoorsy but I'm not a ridiculous nazi about it. I shave my head, because otherwise it would look like I had a big furry horseshoe stuck to my melon. Bacon should be its own food group. One of the best things I have ever eaten was a large beef hot dog, wrapped in bacon, deep-fried, and covered with melted cheese. No kidding. Heart attack on a bun. My steaks need to be bleedin'. Don’t let the age fool you; I can be just as immature as anyone.

Ok; now that I have thoroughly scared you, I'll describe what I am looking for, using the same, lazy method that I used to describe myself. Someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously. Likes nature. Doesn't mind getting dirty. I don't care if you're a vegetarian, just don't try to pry meat out of my mouth or tell me I'm evil. Open about their feelings. Thinks I'm funny - I know, it's a stretch. Enjoys sex - a lot, and I do mean a lot. I can be an extremely passionate guy. Reads. Likes the usual - movies, walks, eating, music, etc etc etc. Is not looking for a sugar daddy. Has the time to devote to us; I don't mean joined at the hip, but if you don't have the time to date, then we're probably not going to click.

I am looking for a woman that likes to have fun. Plain and simple. If it turns to more, then that's great too.

Take a chance on me. If you're still on here because you haven't found the right one, or have had a series of forgettable dates, then maybe that's because you haven't met Me.

Jesus, how arrogant did THAT sound?

I hate coffee. There, I said it. Instead, I would think a nice walk along the waterfront in Seattle, or maybe Alki, followed by drinks if you haven't thrown me in the bay by then, would be a good start.