Oh, what can I write that is both clever and represents who I am as a person?
-I don't like long walks on the beach because I am afraid of sea life.
-I love pizza, bubble gum ice cream, and comics because I am an eleven year old.
-My movie preferences vary, so I'll see almost anything once.
-Queen might just be the greatest band of all time.
-As nerdy as I am, I enjoy playing sports and being active just as much.
-Chickens aren't pets, they're dinner!
-I don't mind doing anything by myself... except drinking.
-I'm diplomatic.

So, clever went out the window, and now I look just as crazy as I am.

I just realized that for the first meet the girl should decide so they don't feel uncomfortable with a stranger. After that, then I'll figure it out.