Hey..i live in nyc and do what i want. im materialistic, shallow, and a real life mother****er. id like to meet a girl as superficial as me to fill in the gaps, so to speak. go out, drink some serious booze, make some bad decisions. why? because i can.

i like my women like i like my beer...mass produced in the USA for cheap, with no character and less taste.

if you've listed shopping and/or clubbing as your interests, or even mention reality TV, we are SO going to fall in love.

oh and for all of you girls out there that dont like liars or cheaters, im both. but on a side note, it may or may not be redundant to actually mention that in your profile. aside from the fact that no one really likes those things, because they are both in essence negative traits, its completely ridiculous to include them as a caveat in your profile. why? good question. well, because a liar would lie to you about the fact that he lies. he'll also cheat on you. and he'll lie about cheating on you.

uncomfortable silences, discussions about sexual/societal taboos, gettin drunk and starting a fistfight (with eachother or a complete stranger, doesnt matter...really). oh, and you are picking up the tab. most of my income is disposable, and by that i mean spent entirely on hookers and drugs.

go out on a limb and message me. i promise we wont do anything too illegal or dangerous..at least the first time.