Well, well, Well .... lets start from the beginning. I'm a pretty easy going guy, a man of simple taste. I've been called good looking in the past, but I'm pretty sure that one was blind, so you may want to make up your own mind on that score.

I love a good laugh, and try to make it a daily habit. Finding humour in odd places is a talent of mine. Famous examples are: Laughing at the most inappropriate times during tear jerking scenes of really sad movies. I know it sounds heartless, but when the 400 pound behemoth beside you starts unexpectedly balling his eyes out next to you what are you going to do.

Other things that make me laugh on a regular basis. Pink ties. What can I say, I'm old fashioned. Guys having very loud and angry sex with heavy weights at the gym. common guys, the grunting really doesn't help you push the weight all that much (yes I said it). TPS reports are another good one. If you've seen office space, you know what I'm talking about, and yes, they really do exist.

It does seem that I have a type. historically speaking, that type has been psychotic. This year, I'm trying to turn over a new leaf. when I do turn that leaf over, I'd like to find something other than a perscription from your psychiatrist.

turn offs: Yelling my name for the fifth time over top 40 music. getting body slammed into various pieces of furniture. I mean, I'm 6'4 and in reasonable shape. If you can pick me up and fling me about like a rag doll, I'd be impressed .... and scared.

turn-ons: Gotta list honesty on this one. Straight forward is always the way to go. Sense of humour is a plus. After all, if you take life too seriously, you'll never have any fun.

Anyways, if this sounds interesting, drop me a line, and we'll chat