I dont` know what I am doing on this site.I was online looking for porn when I came across it.I liked the blue colour of the pages,so I decided to write on them.(Seems everyone else does.)
So a little about me..lets` see.I am not very attractive,to start off.As a matter of fact you could call me ugly with a capital"U".
I am told that I am not what you might call ambitious.Some even call me lazy.I spent a lot of time sitting around watching Gerry Springer, drinking beer and ordering hookers.Most of my money goes on beer and hookers come to think of it.
I am a nice guy.A guy you could bring home to meet your family.I would b real nice to them.Especialy if ya have sisters..yeah sisters are good.
Another good thing about me is that when you get home from a hard days work,I will be right there to take that pay cheque off your hands so you dont have to worry about it.
For fun I like to hang around the walking trails and wait for old people to come by so I can jump out and scare them silly.
On Saturday nights,my friends and I get drunk and chasse bullfrogs around with lights and big sticks.On Sundays we throw them at passing cars.
When we meet for the first time,chances are I will ask ya for a loan,and chances are,I wont` pay it back..cuz after all I spend all my money on beer and hookers.
FYI..all above is a joke.****************************************************
I like to laugh and make others laugh.As a matter of fact,if being around me doesnt` make ya laugh,then maybe you might be...Oh never mind.lol
I am very outgoing and get along with almost anyone.I guess I would discribe myself as a normal,happy man.I am honest,ethical,have morals,character and standards.I am hard working and motivated with many goals.
I have many hobbies and interests that keep me bussy.I am always active.I work out daily.I like to bike and take long nature walks.I spent a lot of time in and around the water.I enjoy spending time at the cottage.I`m into cooking and gardening.(Yes I did write that.lol)
I also like to dance and see a good live band.I like all kinds of music.
I would like to hear from woman who are funny,happy with life and no drama.
That being said..if you have any questions,or just want to say Hello,then drop me a line.I`m easy to talk with..and some say entertaining.lol

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**Dont` be offended if it takes me a while to respond..I will.**

How about you and your sister pick me up and I take you to McDonalds where I am loud,rude and happen to "forget" my money.