| JoeRock1221 :
The one you've been dreaming of... |
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| City |
Buffalo Grove Illinois |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Taurus |
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Height | 5' 8" (173 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
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Long Term |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Divorced |
| Profession |
MI6 Agent - 006 |
| Smarts |
Graduate degree |
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| Do you want children? |
Does not want children |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
Yes |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | What am I looking for? You, of course. Someone to share life's ups and downs with, enjoy family and friends and to build a lasting committed relationship with.
I am: a father(g11, b9), hard working, dependable, loyal, honest, responsible, curious, normal, humorous, ticklish, monogamous, supportive, even tempered, laid back, tolerant, accepting, healthy, active, not a jock, moral, ethical, a cook, optimistic, goal oriented, occasionally a few minutes late, a handyman, a private pilot, sometimes narcoleptic during chick-flicks, modest (yes, modest, you want to know what makes me tick, right?)
As much as I believe I possess the above qualities I will admit to my fatal flaw. Unfortunately I was not blessed with telepathic or clairvoyant abilities. I require verbal communication and at normal volume to communicate. To make matters worse I am a bit dense when it comes to interpreting the implied meaning of what you may be communicating to me. I have accepted this disability and have been seeking treatment and hope that this is not a deal breaker.
For fun:
Cooking a killer feast especially grilling/bbq, enjoying it with great friends, outrageous conversation, lots of laughter, great wine, with a warm fire in the cool of the evening - the best!
My ethnicity:
Italian heritage, not the hairy kind of Italian, no hair on my back. Old family photos look like they were out of the Godfather. I'm several generations removed from the "old country" more like "Pizza Hut" italian. Kinda looks italian but not really.
My religion:
I'd say I'm more spiritual these days, still believe in God and the lightning bolt that will smite me if I say otherwise. I figure I banked enough services through k-12 to last me a few more years. Not so much into organized religion though.
My education:
12 years of Catholic education. Nuns, rulers, uniforms, buzz haircuts - whole 9 yards. Wait till you see my grade school photos. College.
Favorite things:
Food: anything spicy, Thai, Italian, Indian, Chinese, sushi, etc. BBQ! making and eating! Not grilling on the Weber but low and slow smoking - a real art form.
"The Office", "24", "30 Rock", "LOST", "This Old House", Buffett, Bodeans, JT, Gypsy Kings, Doobie Bros, Nickel Creek, Collective Soul.
Luv Netflix! Tivo (one of the greatest inventions of the 21st century)
I am not really into the macho harley scene, nothing wrong with that but that's not me. Not into conspicuous consumption, head games or drama. Prefer dinner and conversation with a nice bottle of wine and a movie to a night of clubbing (who doesn't?). Even though I enjoy dressing up in a suit and tie and dress well (IMHO) I am more comfortable in jeans/casual. Love getting into the city when I have the chance. Love to travel (who doesn't!) and have had quite a few adventures. Don't travel as much as the rest of the crowd seems to - I actually have a regular day job. A not-quite-hopeless romantic, love the anticipation of holding your hand for the first time or a first kiss. I scuba dive, water ski (slalom) and snow ski (novice), been skydiving (once was enough), cycled the Canadian Rockies (gotta do that again), ran the NYC Marathon (3:32), sail (novice), love boating/water. Don't worry, not going to ask you to run the marathon but may ask you to hop on one foot and pat your head/stomach (wink). Sox, Cubs, Chi Museums, Theater or Ravinia are always winners. My favorite birthday cake is german chocolate. Love to cook (will also clean up my mess in the kitchen). I give awesome massages. Don't snore. Wickedly funny, in fact have my own stand up comedy routine (wink). George Clooney - nope, sorry just can't handle his sly little smirk - drives me insane. (and I was looking so promising...) My feminine side is liberated, doesn't wear a bra and sometimes sleeps around.
You are: 5'2 1/2", 105 lbs, shoulder length natural blond, intense blue eyes, flawless complexion, well endowed, athletic, super model, mensa member, independently wealthy, gourmet chef, expert house keeper, expert mechanic specializing in Italian sports cars, own your own Gulfstream G5 jet, own several vacation homes across the globe, a member of an all girl rock band (think Robert Palmer girls) - you play a smokin' guitar, have magical powers like Rachel Ward in "Weird Science", all your friends are the SI swimsuit models and Tropicana models. Uh huh! yeah right - well it's fun to dream. Seriously now - see the "I am" list (except for the father part of course), not requirements mind you but you get where I am coming from. I would certainly appreciate similar qualities and ideals. Not looking for another drinking buddy but a woman with feminine charm. Hope you are not high maintenance since I have enough maintenance with my electric scooter. You are not the type to Google me until after our first date. I usually wait until after the third date before starting the background check. For the record ignore everything you find about me on the internet - and I was never convicted.
We: revel in our similarities and common interests and goals, appreciate and support our differences. Celebrate our good fortunes and offer a shoulder for our misfortunes. Can forgive and move on. Don't need each other to complete ourselves but really enjoy ones company. Support and love each other in all of life's endeavors as we continue to explore and grow to build a lasting relationship. blah blah blah If you are in my demographic we probably are looking for the same things in life. Friendship, trust, respect, commitment, passion, enjoyment of life. I want to start my day with your beautiful smile (even if you have a piece of Foot Loops stuck between your teeth) and the twinkle in your eyes as you gaze at me and sit in wonderment how such a beautiful creature is part of my life as my heart skips a beat at the mere thought of you. Don't we all want a deep, fulfilling relationship?
And about the photo - the feds said I can't post since I am in the witness protection program. Okay, okay, all kidding aside I really weigh 408lbs and I am stuck in bed. Got any more Doritos and Mountain Dew?
Do I have a car? Well, would it matter to you if I did or not? If so, what type of vehicle will qualify me? Now that I think about it my soulmate will have a Ferrari Enzo (red of course) AND a Lamborghini Murciealago Roadster (Yellow for variety). And yes, I must drive your vehicles when we go out on dates. There. Please provide photos of said vehicles when contacting me or listing me as "Your Favorite". Sorry, if you drive a Porsche please move on. Exceptions can be made on a case by case basis - please submit a waiver request.
Now share my daily affirmation with me: "I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me". Yes, I stand in front of the mirror every day and look myself in the eye and repeat my affirmation. |
| | First Date |
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Hmmm, first date? I suppose we would meet for the obligatory coffee/tea to check each other out and to allow you to do your chemistry test thing. I bought a chemistry set off of eBay so it should be a real cinch to beat your test. Also have a piece of flint in case you need sparks as well. After I pass your chemistry test with flying colors I would suggest a quiet cozy restaurant where we could enjoy some good food, a great bottle of wine and some memorable conversation. I'd probably pay off the maitre'd earlier in the day so he would really play it up in front of you and make me look really important. If I was in a gambling mood I might even invite you over to my place instead and cook you dinner to demonstrate my culinary prowess. Unfortunately, in our income bracket things aren't free as I'd most likely ask you to help straighten up afterwards. I would ask very politely though. Then desert (something chocolaty, extreme smores?) and drinks (single malt scotch anyone?) by the fire, hopefully outside during the summer. Nothing better. |
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JoeRock1221 has 2 roses that can be sent. |
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