I'm feeling ultra sexy tonight because I got a new haircut. ****es love my new haircut, it gets me all kinds of shit. All my other Bros have the same haircut because they saw all the poon I pull, they get lots of **** too.

My Stats above might be a little misleading but thats this sites fault.They didn't offer up Jaegerbombs under the Drink, and body type swole wasn't an option. But yeah I love Jaegerbombs and I am swole as ****. Anyone who wants to dispute that just has to take one look at my jacked guns.

My motto is if you aint liftin' you aint dancin'. In between sets I love bustin' out some badass Techno. My all time favourite tune is What is Love by Haddaway.

Most people when they see me think I am the Ultimate Badass. While that is true, I still reserve my soft and Caring side for my sexy woman. Unless you are a ****ing skank, ****ing skanks need not apply. So if you are looking for a real badass broski hit me up.

P.S: Don't be put off by my confidence, everyone knows that Lions can be tamed.

Tell me and I will see if its viable , what a Princess wants a Princess gets.