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IEatCrayons : I shaved my balls for this?
City
sherwood park Alberta
Sign
Aries
Height
6' 1" (185 cm)
Age
36 year old Man
Smoker?
No
Ethnicity
Caucasian with Brown hair
Body Type
Average
Religion
Non-Religious
N/A
dating
 
 
I am Seeking a
Woman
For
Dating

Do you drink?
Socially
Marital Status
Single
Profession
systems analyst
Smarts
Associates degree
Do you want children?
Undecided/Open
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
Yes
Do you have a car?
Yes
 
Interests
stuffbanana breadmusic
metasynchronicitymetal
the zen of liftingbarbecueing
About Me
When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it's busy they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, they say "Dufresne, party of two. Dufresne, party of two." And if no one answers they'll say their name again. "Dufresne, party of two, Dufresne, party of two." But then if no one answers they'll just go right on to the next name. "Bush, party of three." Yeah, what happened to the Dufresnes? No one seems to give a shit. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing! You ****ers are selfish. The Dufresnes are in someone's trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they're hungry. That's a double whammy. Bush, search party of three, you can eat when you find the Dufresnes.

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