Hmm, we all love lists, don't we? So how about I put this in list form?

1. I'm originally from Sydney. I moved here about six months ago, after intermediate stints in Melbourne, Sacramento, Davis and London. So far, this is definitely one of the best places I've lived.

2. I have exactly the job I wanted when I was fifteen. (Admittedly not the job I wanted when I was nine, but there are only so many racecar-driving-fighter-pilot positions out there.)

3. I know how to ride a camel. (I also know what camel tastes like, but that's another story).

4. My grammar and spelling are perfect! OK, I wouldn't normally brag about that, but I took a look at some other guys' profiles and, sheesh! I use English and American spellings interchangeably though, and usually confuse myself.

5. My ambition is to know everything. I'm not there yet, but I'm pretty good at Trivial Pursuit.

6. Musically, I like everything except country and certain kinds of hip-hop or whatever. My Pandora stations include "Baroque Out With Your****Out Radio", "Doof Doof Beep Radio" and "Ambiguously Gay Radio" (that last one is only called that cuz I seeded it with a bunch of Scissor Sisters, btw.) [and wow, did it really censor the word**** that's just sad.]

7. I once punched a shark. OK, that's a lie. I once almost trod on a poisonous snake. Other things that have nearly killed me include tropical cyclones, the Sydney Harbour Bridge, and my own appendix. I plan to live forever or die trying.

8. Meh, I'm bored of writing this now. Maybe I'll finish it later.

If you read this far, maybe you should message me! Please be smart, pretty, interesting, well-mannered, fun, and able to make lemon meringue pie.