I'm a ridiculously tremendous man capable of fullfilling the dreams of any young woman that has the sense to come into my life. It is said that for every time a woman glances into my eyes, all the cares of their life are instantly vanquished and replaced with the sweetest joys ever to grace this universe.

It has been prophesized by a mystic that I visited in the mountains of tibet when I was 9 that a few drops of my own blood can cure aids. What is unfortunate about this prophecy is that I have never bled.

All joking aside, I have been concentrating my efforts of late on researching the benefits of raw grass fed beef for the health of humanity.

After nibbling on some steak for nature's best energy I would take you out into a field where I would peacefully dismantle an entire cow searching for the most flavorful piece. We would dine in this pasture appreciating God's most beautiful creature until dawn's break.