| AboutTimeForUs :
I expect her to appear unexpectedly |
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| City |
Plymouth Township Michigan |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Scorpio |
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Height | 5' 9" (175 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
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Long Term |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
Socially |
| Marital Status |
Divorced |
| Profession |
educational consultant/lion tamer/hollywood madame |
| Smarts |
Graduate degree |
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| Do you want children? |
Undecided/Open |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
Yes |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | I don't know what the best or perfect time for a relationship is, but I am feeling the need for adult company, even as I raise my nine year old son. My ex-wife is not a part of the picture (long story), so my primary focus has been--and will remain--raising my very loveable 9-year-old son. Still, something in me yearns for a soft touch, as well as the intellectual and emotional stimulation of a caring partner, to help me make it through the day--and night. I love going out, or finding entertainment indoors, as the mood swings. If you enjoy travel, are honest and sincere, crave affection, and can still maintain your own identity within a relationship, then maybe we are meant to explore this crazy world together. Don't we deserve a chance at that much?
I refuse to believe that the basic difference between men and women can be summarized by the two poems, below, that a semi-intoxicated friend recently sent me. But the stereotypes are pretty funny nonetheless.
A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, strong and smart.
One who wants to love my heart,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's kind and a loyal man..
He'll want to kiss and hold my hand.
Pull out my chair and open my door.
He'll kiss me and love me and ask for more.
Oh let me be a queen for my King.
And surprises me with a "twist tie" ring.
I pray this man will love only me.
And to my heart, he'll hold the key.
A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with a small butt,
36DD's; who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send
me fishing and drinking.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
The End
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| | First Date |
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Hmmm....a date? Actually I prefer raisins. OK, so what would I do on a first date? Heck, I am still trying to figure out what I would do for a Klondkie bar.
Seriously, I think a first date has the purpose of helping you find out if a second (and subsequent) date is desired or likely. Therefore, a first date should allow you to get to know the other person. I don't think that can be accomplished by going to a movie or a music concert. You need to be able to sit down and chat face to face; if your date wants it brief, then meet for coffee. If it's a full evening, a nice dinner at, say, an intimate ethnic restaurant where you can sit down, relax and enjoy each other's company.
Here's another idea: I can sit you in the back of my pickup while I chase a tornado.
Now if you are looking for something less strenuous, here's another idea for a first date: We could clean the lint trap in my dryer.
Years ago, my first date was with a one-legged woman who was a waitress at a local restaurant. Can you guess which one? IHOP, of course. Anyway, she fell for me when I was getting ready to pay the bill and leave her a tip. I hadn't finished the meal, so she said to me, "Do you wanna box?" I replied, "No, I would prefer to wrestle." We wrestled for some weeks and then broke up.
The real key to a relationship, I figure, is to focus first on friendship--besides, sex is better with someone you don't have to forklift from the bed afterward--so I leave you, dear one, with a different way to view friendship that a former friend, now Inmate # 35694034, Leavenworth Prison, passed on to me before his conviction for animal bestiality (the poor lamb):
1. When you are sad -- I will help you eat a gallon of Ben and Jerry's Rocky Road Ice Cream and plot revenge against the sorry jerk who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the heck away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
On a final, serious note:
What is the difference between a good friend and a best friend?
A GOOD friend will come and bail you out of jail.
A BEST friend will help you hide the body. |
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