Mr. Filbert is your stereotypical bachelor. he's always out of food, broke, and can't find his toothbrush. He's construction incompetent and prone to bodily injury. He's also a stand up comedian, almost-pro baseball player, and practices yoga.

John Filbert is a handsome and available Renaissance man best known for blowing up the internet with his hilarity and down-right coolness and suave. Filbert plays 83 different instruments, holds the record for the most weight ever calf-pressed, has flown a fighter jet around the world blindfolded, ranks first in the world in laser tag and good looks, invented that chariot thing for crippled dogs, and currently serves on the board of a Fortune 500 company, which is why he probably won't return your calls.

Alright, now that that has been read, let's start off a new. Hopefully there was a little humor with that above.

My name is Filbert. I am 6'0. I am single and ready to tingle. Cause I want to get that tingley sensation when I meet a girl. Awwww.... So yeah. I am a regular guy in the respects that I love sports, drinking, playing video games, PLAYING sports, fishing, going out with the guys. I play slow pitch softball, flag football, baseball, soccer, snowboarding, and I have messed around in the hockey department. I have tried to play badminton but the old ladies typically gang up on me cause I am easy prey and they like to beat me up and take my butterscotch candies.:down:

Distance: Anywhere caaue love knows no bounds. Now as long as she is from around the Denver city though. If they are within 3 miles of me love is boundless. But they have to be close cause I am a cuddler!

Fun: Lazer tag, drink juice with little kids at work, write humor, Play all sports, try something new every month.

First date: Hmmm... What would I do? Well, that would involve getting to know each other. Where could such a important impression take place? How about at some sort of a Professional sporting event such as (but now limited to)Broncos, Nuggets, Rockies (my fav), Mammoth (2nd fav), Avalanche or even Rapids, I mean why not?

If going to a sporting event is not quite your style there is coffee, if you drink it. May go get a drink or 2 or 7-23. Seafood, sushi, steak, or a bar and grill place Possibly go see something at the performing arts center. Yes, I know, lame but I like theater and acting and things of a performing arts nature.

And if that doesn't catch you and you would like to maybe do something a little different here are a few I would suggest to you : Horseback riding (cause I have a cowboy side to me), Ice-skating, picnic, amusement park, fortune-teller, bungee jumping, naked twister, cook dinner together. (Don't mind the naked twister. Just seeing if you were paying attention or not. Inside joke also.)