Here's my non-douche bag suggestion. Read my profile. Please. Send a message. Ask the questions. Get your answers. Make judgments. Go from there...

Anti: Femmes & Gay scene, hook ups & cam requests [ie. bit*hes&hoes], age 30+ & gym rats, anger & violence, hunting & hard drugs, overly proactive & institutionalized, various other forms of high maintenance, bad grammar/spelling & pictureless profiles.

Hobbies: Drawing [Conceptual, Surreal, Figure] Marijuana [Cruising, Seshing, Hotboxing] Internet [FB, TFLN, DA, /b/, OM, xkcd] Parties [drinking, drinking, drinking] Reading [books &graphic novels] VideoGames [FF, KH, LittleBigPlanet, FallOut3, Oblivion, SMB:Brawl, Pokemon, BrainAge]

Aspirations: I want to write books, draw/paint pictures, meet music stars, shop for new clothes, travel to Amsterdam&Greece, and eventually appease my parents with a degree or diploma.

Unique: My potential & my imagination transcend god. I have yet to find another person like me, and very very few who understand the full extent of who I am. Thankfully this establishes a low expectation for that, therefore you don't need to be able to do any of that.

Music: Alternative is the branch that my taste would fall under. Punk rock, Ska, Drum&Bass, Drum&Strum, Techno, Grunge, Indie, Electronica, etc. There is also a huge category simply known as "other" or "no genre listed". However, the number of exceptions to these are so vast. I can't use randomize on my iTunes because it can jump from Death Metal to Bubblegum Pop and everything in between. My music tends to stay modern but dips into the past as well. Some music is timeless.

Media: TV Shows [Weeds, Dead like Me, Pushing Daisies, Arrested Development, How its Made] Cartoons [South Park, Simpsons, Family Guy]
Movies[Fight Club, Imaginary Heroes, Into the Wild, V for Vendetta, Thank You For Smoking, Clockwork Orange, Donnie Darko, Final Destination, Requiem for a Dream, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, Stranger than Fiction, Pineapple Express, Brokeback Mountain, Silent Hill, Sin City, Bowling For Columbine, American History X, I Heart Huckabees, Zeitgeist, Jacob's Ladder, Lars and the Real Girl]
Books [Life of Pi, Tao of Pooh, Zen&the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Road] Graphic Novels [the Watchmen, xxxholic, air gear]

[[Yes I try to make my profile pictures match my background]]

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