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On the toilet. 11/26/09
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Do you want children? Undecided/Open
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Interests
| Michio Kaku | Sanford and Son | Daft Punk | | Conspiracy Theories | Wesley Willis | Adam and His Package | | KRS-One | Playin that damn geetar like it aint none bodys business | disclosure | | vaudeville | Summer Stock | invisibility cloaks | | fat vegans | pEoPlE wHo tYpE LiKe tHiS | PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPS LIKE THEY ARE SCREAMING AT YOU | | back engineering alien technology | People who take pics of their cameras in the mirror and label it Body Shot | big cute noses | | blackass people | midgetz | Anunnaki | | space time | graphing parabolas | stepping in dog crap | | 1111 | 2012 | watching someone throw up while i try and eat spaghettios at the same time | | telling women who breast feed in public they are disgusting and should be shot | getting abducted | smartassism | | fat mexican midget women with pierced noses and tattooed eyeliner | barfing on people who make out in public | spicy ass shit | | blowing my nose and looking at it | mixing all the sodas together at Taco Bell | |
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About Me
UPDATE!!!
Dude, new update again. I don't have some raging weird foot fetish (sure ya don't!), but honey, take care of your feet. Sometimes it's your first impression. I understand everyone has their "bad foot days" but girlfriend, look presentable. You never know when the foot model jesus god could walk by. ( i bet jesus had awfully dirty feet.)
-So yeah, I'm pretty sure i was abducted by aliens at some point during the night last week, and they put some type of implant in my head. My guess is it's a tracking device of some sort. My friend told me it's probably just my sinuses bothering me, but how realistic is that?
What do you think?
So if i go missing at some point, it's probably because the government is trying to silence me do to the fact. I know. It's messed up. But you should try being me. My head hurts.
Man, the other night i had a dream about kangaroos running wild through a city. And now i just saw something on the news about the kangaroos in Australia running into the cities to look for food because of a drought. Must be a sign.
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First Date
Hang out by the airport on the hood of a car while airplanes fly overhead dangerously low, like on Wayne's World. WOOOOOOAAAAAHHH!!!!!
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